The UK Growers Thread!

shawnybizzle

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kinda is tbh, i've got to be near a pc to work and answer the blower when it rings, that said working from home is a fucking treat. i couldn't do 9-5 in a normal office week in week out i'd gan postal. and the only bord that gets in my office is the gaffers bit, and you wouldn't! trust me...
Hahaha in the words of paul woodhouse I'm a geezer mate I'll nick it . Yeh just a bit jealous mate I'm a block paver always on site n shit loads of fat sweaty blokes knockin about with bike racks hanging out lmao but aye it pays the bills lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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i tell ya i'd much rather use my hands an be outdoors in the summer but fuck manual work in the winter. wouldn't need to be gyming it all the time working hard but i have mates that do and they're cattled every day when they get in, tree surgeons gas fitters etc. all going to be fucked by time they retire with bad joints n shit.
 

shawnybizzle

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Yeh to be fair its bostin this time of year if your on a good job that is most sites we go in we can't wear shorts can't take ya T-shirt off have to wear hart hat boots goggles gloves and hi vis vest fookin ell never mind lookin like a dick head u end up sweating like a paedo in a Wendy house don't get me started with winter Lol that's just sumthin else mate dark times lmao
 

indikat

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I got myself a half decent job a month or so back, it lasted all of about 6 weeks.

I got sacked for whistleblowing, Yorkie screwing some bird in a tribunal coming up.

There's a certain kiddies soft play centre in North Yorkshire that (among other things) has been serving panninis and grilling food for children for a very long time on kit like this........

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dirty cunts looks like its bin used to cook up b not grill childrens food
 

Saerimmner

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I got myself a half decent job a month or so back, it lasted all of about 6 weeks.

I got sacked for whistleblowing, Yorkie screwing some bird in a tribunal coming up.

There's a certain kiddies soft play centre in North Yorkshire that (among other things) has been serving panninis and grilling food for children for a very long time on kit like this........

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Dirty dirty cunts, id be ashamed to work ina kitchen like that
 

imcjayt

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same with the blue realy usualy 10 to 12 weeks from what ppl have sed.....well if all goes well 8 will be grown in room and 1 of each gold and blue be taken off to make seeds off pollonated ect....then the blue will be crossed with the gold.....will be a nother post on that once these have grown a bit....
both are nice but the ac gold is a real long flower time great smoke tho
 

indikat

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its all gone, 2 van loads of crap, all obvious grow gear plus soil tfft, whos sittin around bein a lazy wanka today then....shawny block paving is graft, good on ya, must be temptin to scale up wiv your skills?
 

newuserlol

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its all gone, 2 van loads of crap, all obvious grow gear plus soil tfft, whos sittin around bein a lazy wanka today then....shawny block paving is graft, good on ya, must be temptin to scale up wiv your skills?
me im the lazy wanker and im gonna have a jaggerbomb too fuck it.
 

imcjayt

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i was groundsman b4 i was a tattooist....use to love blockpaving and slabbing......hate bludy screeding tho....
its all gone, 2 van loads of crap, all obvious grow gear plus soil tfft, whos sittin around bein a lazy wanka today then....shawny block paving is graft, good on ya, must be temptin to scale up wiv your skills?
 

The Yorkshireman

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where can i get a grand from quickly? my crop aint ready for 5wks
Crush a load of paracetamol into a pan, warm it until it congeals and turns brown, let it cool, crush it again, bag it up, a couple of hours in a nondescript motor touting for snifflers and yer a grand up..............;)
 
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