Dude, I got a piss test coming up, and I smoke way too much weed!

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minnesmoker

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Just kidding. I'm high as fuck. Boss knows and keeps the cup away from me.

I remember, back in the day, I used to really get piss tested, though. And, I always passed. From 14 years old until 37 years old, I was on probation, incarcerated, or on parole. And, I rarely let the fire die. I also never once pissed dirty.


(Hi Sunni. :bigjoint: )
 
Dibbsey

Dibbsey

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minnesmoker said:
Just kidding. I'm high as fuck. Boss knows and keeps the cup away from me.

I remember, back in the day, I used to really get piss tested, though. And, I always passed. From 14 years old until 37 years old, I was on probation, incarcerated, or on parole. And, I rarely let the fire die. I also never once pissed dirty.


(Hi Sunni. :bigjoint: )
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Lol thats funny the same for me. Have been on probation and incarcerated for almost a third of my life and im only 22. Always, ALWAYS smoked, got tested by parents and probation. Clean everytime :P don't know how shit works but apparently it don't work? haha
 
kinetic

kinetic

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I've heard Pectin so much for so long I think it may actually work. I just couldn't bring myself to do it a while back.
 
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minnesmoker

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Did you know that Amp, and the Sour series of Rockstar set off an "indistinguishable false positive" for methamphetamine on standard piss tests?

Once, while on parole, my PO walked in with a piss test kit in her hand. Looked and saw the poppy seed muffin in one hand, and Rockstar in the other, started laughing, and said she should piss test me, just to teach me a lesson.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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I don't feel like finding and putting up links. I had to prove someone wrong bout it recently. But yea it really does work lots of studies about it (none directly related to thc excretion/metabolism but good enough for me)
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Naw man it's all good. I'm not demanding sources or anything. I've heard it alot from different people irl over the years. People I know shouldn't pass one! lol. Maybe I'll home test it.
 
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minnesmoker

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kinetic said:
I've heard Pectin so much for so long I think it may actually work. I just couldn't bring myself to do it a while back.
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A couple times, when I thought it was gonna' be close, I threw "Marinol" on my 'scripts list. It was normally full of shit like vicoden, and oxy, and cyclobenzaprine, and thorazine, and klonopin. I thought, what the hell, I'll try, and it worked... I either pissed clean (doubtful after that week...) or they just figured "damn, this guy's fucked up."
 
slowbus

slowbus

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my parole officer only tested the people he thought were clean.It made him look better to his boss.If he thought you were dirty he would take care of things in his own ways
The outfit I work at now is mj friendly.As long as you don't fuck up.But its not like we are a bunch of kids,we've been at it for awhile.
My one buddy owns a small trucking company.He just got fined 2000 bucks for not having a drug policy in place.WTF?
Another buddy just got a random.He brought in somebody's pee.It was to hot when he gave it over.Within a sec or two it was down to average.The tester wanted to supervise him piss now.
My buddy was like f-that,hold on.I'm calling my boss.
Tester says nope,you refused.Now the fed DOT is all over his ass.He has to go to classes if he wants to keep his cdl now.
His employer is 420 friendly and he gets to keep his job~
 
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