The UK Growers Thread!

iiKode

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i wind up and take the piss im not into what i describe as ethug i dont even like violence, but any meet up if u are able to control ill fight with any of yas
can i book a session with ya? should ba fter harvest im serious btw dont let me forget and i nor u
 

iiKode

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Haha my favourite, love laying 25stone rugby players out like a light on the floor like that when im working :-)
yeah we were just debating who would win, he said id need to get behind him first, but u gotta try, we will see tho, wel get the mats out and test it in a few month lmao, but sure nobdys gettin outa one of them locks the fucker is gettin them down to ur level first
 

iiKode

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mate i have me own flat and as long as u have control then im well game
dont worry i can take it, me and my big brother have had some pretty sore ones, he dropped me on a radiator corner once nearly chipped my hip u know how sore that is, and iv been punched (not full force) in the face a few times, but we usually make rules for no face/ballshots

and iv been put in sleeper hold many times, usually end with me blanking out cuz i cant tap out no matter the pain

ever play the yellow car game? every time u see yellow car u shout yellow car and dead arm or dea leg? my brother thot dead kidneys were a good idea, that 1 game lasted about 8 months till he forgot, im +3 ahead of him right now he forgot about it so im winning.
 

IC3M4L3

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mate i have me own flat and as long as u have control then im well game
i dont think its him who needs control sambo,, you shold have wrte, long as i havent been on the absolut then aye wer game,

rules are this
baby oil is a must
tight shorts also
no ball shots
no head shots
no biting or gouging (sambo)
if the cops come then play gay!

PMSL
 

iiKode

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i dont think its him who needs control sambo,, you shold have wrte, long as i havent been on the absolut then aye wer game,

rules are this
baby oil is a must
tight shorts also
no ball shots
no head shots
no biting or gouging (sambo)
if the cops come then play gay!

PMSL
can i wear my batman costume?, its realy tight fit on me, makes me look like the rock the way he dresses nowadays, also makes my package look like a shipment
 

IC3M4L3

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i must say that last post of mine has made even me chuckel and ima scrooge lol can imagine old bill truning up,, smashed up grow tent both naked in tight shorts lathered in baby oild sweating like fuk

damn i amaze myself sumtimes with these random funnylines

im going bed after i wash dishes

peace sexy lovers!
 

iiKode

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i must say that last post of mine has made even me chuckel and ima scrooge lol can imagine old bill truning up,, smashed up grow tent both naked in tight shorts lathered in baby oild sweating like fuk

damn i amaze myself sumtimes with these random funnylines

im going bed after i wash dishes

peace sexy lovers!
starfished holes through the walls, blood everywhere and sambo in a choke hold LMAO

night babes x
 

iiKode

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no only play fight either take a punch a submit or a lock and take a tap
no face or ballshots, and we are game, create a riu championships league

we have sambo weighin in at 6 foot ** 260 pounds, kode coming in at 5'11 12 stone LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!
 

ninja1

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id be away in another country living it up with outdoor plants just to do myself, nice little ranch way out with a river nearby for fishing, i dont understand some people who keep upscaling, suppos money is power, and power is addictive, more money = more power. pablo escobar is an example he made so much money spent 2k a month on elastic bands just to hold hish cash together, he was right up there with politicians, and probably had more power/authority over the public than the government.
I'm going to buy a holiday home after Xmas. Just want a place I can fuck off when having any stress or just go once a year. Will be buying a place that's more near tourist area like near the sea and close to everything you'd ever want. Or buy a place that's out the way. Seen a place with 4 rooms, 40minute drive to nearest shop. And a fucking shit load of land which has a lake on the land. Without seeming a cocky cunt I'd love and aim to get both. Spain in the 70s had fuck all there and was dirt cheap. You'd be laughing if you brought places then and it's developed as a country that you can happily go for a holiday. I'm not buying with making money in mind though just a place I can rent to family n friends once a year if they wanted it and a place I always got so I can fuck off.
 

ninja1

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well was speaking to me browinlaw otherday he had a dabble him self few grows n what not....he wants to get house in countryside and burry a container and put barn over top of it lol.........ive got a few pennys yer but used it wisly put lot in isors for kids brought house so can pass on to them.....im not a flash cunt dont go round posh fukin this n that just a normal geeza trying to get on with life......dunno why im growing just fancyed a go but now i like it im gonna carry on lol....fuk it....
Just make sure your not ever caught and hit by poca as they are fucking criminals and will try to rob you of everything you've worked for. I've also thought about the underground container but its the getting it installed without to much attention. Wouldn't buy a house just some land. Have spoken to one or two who have the underground grows going but not sure exactly what's an ideal location in terms of being near to everything you'll need. You seen the site which sells em and can come kit it out for ya? Gotta be impossible to get caught with one of those if you keep your mouth shut.
 

ninja1

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Fuck me it pissed down and thunder and lighting woke me up :( makes me with I had some good pills to knock me out for a proper good sleep. May have to order lol
 
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