dylan321123
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Insist that the only term I knew for the cronic, J stuffing sustance we all love herr was the term sensemillia that I always hear rastas say
I think I'd be funny to when being accused of being stoned by cop
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direwolf71
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What in the fuck are you trying to say dude? You ok over there???
Participatory evolution in the making. Hey someone kick it and let's see if it moves like an amoeba?
umbrellacorp
Active Member
I've been arrested for dui of a restricted controlled substance. Its not really funny.
dylan321123
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Substance*
dylan321123
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I'll just make a damn video then!
umbrellacorp
Active Member
It was funny one time on acid, walking down the street. But I said some weird shit while laughing and he told me to go home.
Skuxx
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Please make sure to use real cops in the video. And it adds to the funny if someone gets tazed.
guy incognito
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Hello, real cops.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Sometimes we need buzz check before we post. Depends on the strain.
dylan321123
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Me: hey officer how may I helpn you.
Officer: I pulled you over because you were purposely trying to get my attention by looking like a stoner to make a video
Me: That was me.
Officer: I notice there's a pretty strong smell here; why don't you make it easier on the both of here. You gpt any weed son?
Me; any what?
Officer: don't play games with me your car reaks of it. Are you going to tell me your umaware that your car reaks of weed.
Me: what kind of weed do you mean? Dandeelions?
Officer: it's a small green plant which gets you high when you smoke it that ypur clearly on
Me: oh well that does sound familar. You must mean the Sensemellia.
Officer:.....
Officer: I pulled you over because you were purposely trying to get my attention by looking like a stoner to make a video
Me: That was me.
Officer: I notice there's a pretty strong smell here; why don't you make it easier on the both of here. You gpt any weed son?
Me; any what?
Officer: don't play games with me your car reaks of it. Are you going to tell me your umaware that your car reaks of weed.
Me: what kind of weed do you mean? Dandeelions?
Officer: it's a small green plant which gets you high when you smoke it that ypur clearly on
Me: oh well that does sound familar. You must mean the Sensemellia.
Officer:.....
RIKNSTEIN
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You don't live where there are like 'real' cops, do you? Your world sounds like fun ;D
In a Junior high sorta way.
Rastafari InI
Active Member
i mean i understand when you fuck up when talking and say some stupid incoherent shit or don't pronounce your words properly but this is just silly.
Its just been plain lazy even if your dyslexic or even if your semi-retarted, i mean spelling don't matter so much but you can still take a few seconds to look if what is written makes any sense.
Why are people this lazy, its not hard to write in english
Its just been plain lazy even if your dyslexic or even if your semi-retarted, i mean spelling don't matter so much but you can still take a few seconds to look if what is written makes any sense.
Why are people this lazy, its not hard to write in english
hempyninja309
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Dog that was cat voomed fast on channel television eighty nine for fifteen seconds before sending more zebras to drinking lake.
I'm so screwed up I'm thinking reading it a bazillion times will make it comprehensible.... nope, not yet LOL but the word voomed is so entertaining I have to keep reading..... LOL then you end in zebra bwaaaaaa hahahaaaaaaaa!! Thanks!