The UK Growers Thread!

IC3M4L3

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I was just pissed that they declared their jobs as prince and princess. Last i checked your job was trying to look pretty in a rescue helicopter because you're too much of a pussy to be a real military man. Might as well be a fucking lifeguard at the local pool, probably save more lives tbh.

If he's allowed to say his occupation is being a prince, then fuck it, old ICE should be allowed to tell the job center his occupation is a welfare claimant! No real difference, royal,. unemployed, both get money for doing fuck all.
wat u bringing me into your bitchfest for? im not on benefits now, fucked them off, oly my DLA witch im sorry sbut im entitled to it, but the rest im no longer claiming,

wats up with you anwyays u misreble cunt.. u starting on me agian
 

indikat

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mind u harry ok he shld be king...least he smokes a bit of bud.......lol
harrys a cunt, pretending to kill goat herders in Afghanistan, dope....the brits run tha heroin, fukin Taliban cut the poppy fields so the brits went in to restore production, Harrys a cunt, started to pull faces like his brothers father...ginger nut not from royal loins son
 

tip top toker

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wat u bringing me into your bitchfest for? im not on benefits now, fucked them off, oly my DLA witch im sorry sbut im entitled to it, but the rest im no longer claiming,

wats up with you anwyays u misreble cunt.. u starting on me agian
No, i'm just not aware of anyone else by name who claims or claimed benefits. Was simply an example. Don't take it personally, nothing was meant by it in direct relation to you. Point being that he does fuck all and claims it's his job, and as such gets a free palace, so why should anyone else not be able to do fuck all and claim it's their job and get benefits :)

But yes, i am a miserable cunt right now, not gonna rant, but there is very valid reasoning for it. Come monday though, i have the ability to say fuck you to the stress and troubles :)
 

indikat

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No, i'm just not aware of anyone else by name who claims or claimed benefits. Was simply an example. Don't take it personally, nothing was meant by it in direct relation to you. Point being that he does fuck all and claims it's his job, and as such gets a free palace, so why should anyone else not be able to do fuck all and claim it's their job and get benefits :)

But yes, i am a miserable cunt right now, not gonna rant, but there is very valid reasoning for it. Come monday though, i have the ability to say fuck you to the stress and troubles :)
u r on benefits living with mummy and daddy...no?
 

tip top toker

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u r on benefits living with mummy and daddy...no?
Nope, pay rent etc, have to work just the same as i always did. Don't even get the benefit of free food thanks to work. Only thing that botheres me is that i have to pay to live at home while my twin brother is happily sat in his room playing computer games not paying them a penny.
 

indikat

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Nope, pay rent etc, have to work just the same as i always did. Don't even get the benefit of free food thanks to work. Only thing that botheres me is that i have to pay to live at home while my twin brother is happily sat in his room playing computer games not paying them a penny.
sounds good, pay yer way, but fuk u must have it good to want to live there I fukin hated livin "at home", how much rent do you pay ur parents...I rec it needs to be £420 per month to be realistic
 

Mastergrow

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sounds good, pay yer way, but fuk u must have it good to want to live there I fukin hated livin "at home", how much rent do you pay ur parents...I rec it needs to be £420 per month to be realistic
£420 a month!!! U can rent a brand new 3 bed house wer I am for 500 a month
 

indikat

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u know how it is with the well off parents, make them pay rent ...that's the spirit teaches them....not unless it is realistic....food from the big fridge weneva u want it, borrow the car, nice wine dad but can u get the Italian next time....wat mum leftovers again, can u go to the farm shop and pik up some brie, washed sheets and clean pants........benefits m8y
 

Mastergrow

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no offence mg but I think ttt is in a dif neighbour hood, £420 board and lodging in southern uk is a bargain....for one room that is not house share
Aye different places different prices I suppose, but if that's the price I'd be gettin the fuck outta ther lol. U could rent a brand new 3 bed semi detached house here, in a good place for around £500 a month
 

Mastergrow

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u know how it is with the well off parents, make them pay rent ...that's the spirit teaches them....not unless it is realistic....food from the big fridge weneva u want it, borrow the car, nice wine dad but can u get the Italian next time....wat mum leftovers again, can u go to the farm shop and pik up some brie, washed sheets and clean pants........benefits m8y
Sounds like what it was like when I was at home, bar the well off parents and the Brie lol
 
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