The UK Growers Thread!

iiKode

iiKode

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gonna be honest here, last measurement came out at 6.4 inches on tape measure, dont measure soft too embarresing, but dont be fooled can still do some damage, specially if left alone with ur missus.....

yeah respect imc, that things a python, bet ur missus has some crutches sat next to bed on standbye./
 
imcjayt

imcjayt

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yer here u las im the same just cos im a stedhead dont make me hard even tho i am..
newuserlol said:
i aint ard in the slightest yeah im a big bloke but i dont like violence unless you fuck with me drugs or money, ur always be a donkey raping shiteater tho.............
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iiKode

iiKode

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newuserlol said:
i wish i had some mate, think a brass is in order next payday.........
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brass? cmon explain this shit to me, and pepsi challenge wtf is that?

if ur meanin a ho? iv never had one before but if had the cash id order one online to coem round and service me in some of the most filthy thots i have that i cant just ask for by an awkward one night stand.

could you imagine that some girl comes ack for a shag, and i ask her to bend over while i spank her ass, then ties her top the bed bent over an go a rapid on pink, while almost fisting the arse? then deep throat mouth fuck, nah hooker prolly be easier to explain, or the posh name for them ohooh an Escort
 
iiKode

iiKode

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newuserlol said:
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a brass a prozzie, 220 for 2hour do what u like and fit as fuck
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hhhmmm iv never fecked a girl in the arse before, think maybe harvest ill have to get that checked off the list, seen a few in papers got their own flat discreet, and u can shower at theirs, no bad but idk the prices, deffo wouldnt go down for any street skank tho.

fuck me thats decent idea, get some of that nasty shit i got in the wankbank unleashed, shed prolly run out screaming at half the shit id want to do to her tho.

well tbh i tried once to get it in her arse, but she screamed before i even got the whole bellend in, so just ripped it out and dove for the flange.
 
imcjayt

imcjayt

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ah fuk the prozzys go up town pik up a little slappa buy ger few drinks.....then smash her chocolate starfish in........
iiKode said:
hhhmmm iv never fecked a girl in the arse before, think maybe harvest ill have to get that checked off the list, seen a few in papers got their own flat discreet, and u can shower at theirs, no bad but idk the prices, deffo wouldnt go down for any street skank tho.

fuck me thats decent idea, get some of that nasty shit i got in the wankbank unleashed, shed prolly run out screaming at half the shit id want to do to her tho.

well tbh i tried once to get it in her arse, but she screamed before i even got the whole bellend in, so just ripped it out and dove for the pussay
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iiKode

iiKode

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imcjayt said:
ah fuk the prozzys go up town pik up a little slappa buy ger few drinks.....then smash her chocolate starfish in........
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i dont think u understand, im not so confident in real life as i am on here, and iv only asked about 4 girls if they like anal one wanted to try it, but never got far, others said no straight away, one of which was my gf for a year in high school, the others? hhmm we prolly to fucked up to try focus on lubing up the arse straight for the pussay then sleep, few times i been to fucked to take condom off so slept with it on all night, yes shamefull but wtf do u expect when ur eyes are sparkling after god knows how many beers, but as of late havnt been very sociable, nice little poliush bird at my shop so might lay it on her all 6.4 inches lmfao, and see what comes of it, want to shag a noggor aswell with a big booty, but not fat, yaknow the type am on about just look at ur history hahaha
 
iiKode

iiKode

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newuserlol said:
cheaper and easier with a brass imc
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yeah what girls gonna say no to a free drink, then fuckoff ur not garunteed a shag when out, you jus get lucky, hell few times iv spent like 30+ quid on a girl then she fucks off, but with my handsomness ill lure em back and dump em in the cellar lmfao, btw i wont even speak to a girl if she being like that no matter how hot she is, cunting users hate em so much.
 
imcjayt

imcjayt

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lol naaa fuk the looob sped the cheeks n spit on it......my missis hates it realy so ill tease her a bit.......then overpower her and she got no choice.....ass rape bitaaatchhhhh
iiKode said:
i dont think u understand, im not so confident in real life as i am on here, and iv only asked about 4 girls if they like anal one wanted to try it, but never got far, others said no straight away, one of which was my gf for a year in high school, the others? hhmm we prolly to fucked up to try focus on lubing up the arse straight for the pussay then sleep, few times i been to fucked to take condom off so slept with it on all night, yes shamefull but wtf do u expect when ur eyes are sparkling after god knows how many beers, but as of late havnt been very sociable, nice little poliush bird at my shop so might lay it on her all 6.4 inches lmfao, and see what comes of it, want to shag a noggor aswell with a big booty, but not fat, yaknow the type am on about just look at ur history hahaha
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iiKode

iiKode

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imcjayt said:
mind u the price of drinks thesedays lol........
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theres one bar i went to here, and fuck me must av been a posh one, cuz i went in 9 fuckin quid for a pint, u must be jokin, told him ill go get 2 next door for same price lmao, funny they dont tell u the price till after its poured an ready to go.
 
iiKode

iiKode

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imcjayt said:
lol naaa fuk the looob sped the cheeks n spit on it......my missis hates it realy so ill tease her a bit.......then overpower her and she got no choice.....ass rape bitaaatchhhhh
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im no pro, but when i tried we had no lube, an was pretty hard to get in, mind u i wasnt spreadin cheeks prolly a good tip ill use, cheers

and i wouldnt disrespect a woman by spitting down there like proper spittin but ill dribble a bit while licking her out, jus for extra bit of wetness, has 1 or 2 whov been almost dry had to do some sneaky put my finger in my mouth and try an get asmuch spit as i can then pop it in there.
 
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