Why are conspiracy theorists so dumb?

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jtprin

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I don't. And I smoked for 10 years. And I drink daily. And I fuck a lot. And I shoot guns. And I drive fast. And I did coke, and I smoke pot... and I bet you I still outlive you. What you got on that punk? Go ahead. Make my day.
You can bet on whatever you want to.
 

see4

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You can bet on whatever you want to.
Please tell me we are finally breaking your spirit. Please tell me this is it.. you are finally giving up and being fucking normal... that would be so cool. Please.. let Alex Jones go. You will have the world at your fingertips.. and people may actually begin to "like" you.
 

jtprin

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Please tell me we are finally breaking your spirit. Please tell me this is it.. you are finally giving up and being fucking normal... that would be so cool. Please.. let Alex Jones go. You will have the world at your fingertips.. and people may actually begin to "like" you.
What's "normal"?
 

see4

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What's "normal"?
For you? Here is the list of things you can say on this forum and be considered normal (for you) :

1. Good morning everyone!
2. Good afternoon everyone!
3. I'm high.
4. Good night everyone!
5. Your bring up a good point <commenter>, I will consider it when drawing my own conclusions.
6. Thanks <commenter>, you are a swell guy.

If you say anything other than above you are not normal. Stick to the above script for a week or two.. then we can revisit and talk about expanding your RIU vocabulary.

Deal?
 

jtprin

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For you? Here is the list of things you can say on this forum and be considered normal (for you) :

1. Good morning everyone!
2. Good afternoon everyone!
3. I'm high.
4. Good night everyone!
5. Your bring up a good point <commenter>, I will consider it when drawing my own conclusions.
6. Thanks <commenter>, you are a swell guy.

If you say anything other than above you are not normal. Stick to the above script for a week or two.. then we can revisit and talk about expanding your RIU vocabulary.

Deal?
I thought about it. Nah.
 

burgertime2010

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Flouride when it is transported is treated as a hazardous material. It is carcinogenic and neurotoxic. The postulations I have heard is it makes people apathetic....more tame I guess. I wonder why the government is interested in teeth? Why don't other helpful ingredients come free in the water? Just bizzare.
 

see4

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Flouride when it is transported is treated as a hazardous material. It is carcinogenic and neurotoxic. The postulations I have heard is it makes people apathetic....more tame I guess. I wonder why the government is interested in teeth? Why don't other helpful ingredients come free in the water? Just bizzare.
I don't know why, but whenever I see your name/posts the first thing that comes to mind is.......

[video=youtube;8XYrqYVialk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XYrqYVialk[/video]
 

see4

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I'm glad I made you laugh. Hopefully you can return the favor and be normal for a little bit.
 

guy incognito

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Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.
 
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