Gotta pass a drug test, anyone know where i can get whizzinator like product?

[69Bandit]

since whizzinator was shut down by the US Government, i am wondering if anyone knows of any other artificial pee/test passing techniques etc.

Been drinking Cranberry juice, i bought some pill called "Strip" or something which was supposed to "Remove unwanted pollutents from your system" which is slang for "probably does nothing besides cost 48$ for a single pill."


Also, if you could link me to a canadian retailer, preferred west cost... i don't know, i may only have 16 hours to 4 days before this piss test.

 

[69Bandit]

Just bought 5 drug tests, that are good down to 25 ng/ml.

Invasion of privacy i say, urine can be considered extremely private and yet they want it to determine the bad guys. While i could of done fat rails of cocaine during my orientation yesterday and pissed clean on friday. But yet those that like a joint rather than a fifth/26er of vodka every night are at more risk than anyone else.

 

[sunni]

if you drink a 26er of vodka every night you probably have an alcohol addiction lol

 

[beuffer420]

Local head shop, online, they should def some at a store near you. Be happy you don't have to piss where I had to for three years, the nurse actually watched me pull my stuff out so no wizzanator for me. She was hot though so I didn't care.

 

[kinddiesel]

people if your legal. make a copy of your medical card and give it to your employers . weed is medicine . as long as your in a legal state,

 

[hempyninja309]

people if your legal. make a copy of your medical card and give it to your employers . weed is medicine . as long as your in a legal state,

Employers actually have the right to discriminate against medical marijuana patients and not give them jobs on the basis of having THC in their systems even with a recommendation. OP are you doing this to get a job or for a PO??? If its for a job have a friend that's clean piss in a small bottle for you and tape it to the inside of your thigh with a couple handwarmers on the outside. Practice a few times to get the temp right. I have done this 3 times and his worked every single time.

 

[beuffer420]

A guy that worked at Walmart where I'm at got fired because he showed them his card. They drug tested him a week after and fired him.

 

[kinddiesel]

let then fire me . I have 2 lawyers on retainer . would be owning the store in the next 6 months. im to lucky to have that happen to me ! well people done usually mess with big wigs , so im lucky there, your friend should threaten to sue and he would win . if he had any other pain meds he would of been fine. they fired him for unlawful ,

 

[blacksun]

the nurse actually watched me pull my stuff out so no wizzanator for me.

You should have peed on her.

 

[beuffer420]

Hahahaha yea that would have went real well lol

 

[jtprin]

Sauna, lots of fruits, veggies, and water. Quality multivitamin

 

[69Bandit]

Hey guys, i live in canada. The worst part is this, i am already hired as an employee as a welder for my company. they are sub-contracting me out to work for an imperial oil site. i will not be welding, only helping. but yet i have to pass a piss test. Thus, if i fail my piss test i make my original employer look bad. This is do or die for me, since they are absolutely perfect for me. in town, they are all cool guys and they give me projects/trust and respect for my previous experience. I get paid well and i have not smoked pot for at least 2 weeks. I got some pee cleaners that i just don't trust whatsoever.

 

[Master Stark]

Hey guys, i live in canada. The worst part is this, i am already hired as an employee as a welder for my company. they are sub-contracting me out to work for an imperial oil site. i will not be welding, only helping. but yet i have to pass a piss test. Thus, if i fail my piss test i make my original employer look bad. This is do or die for me, since they are absolutely perfect for me. in town, they are all cool guys and they give me projects/trust and respect for my previous experience. I get paid well and i have not smoked pot for at least 2 weeks. I got some pee cleaners that i just don't trust whatsoever.

An worldly friend of mine back when i was amish let me weld in his shop to weld that shit was fun. I think that would be a badass job.

 

[racerboy71]

let then fire me . I have 2 lawyers on retainer . would be owning the store in the next 6 months. im to lucky to have that happen to me ! well people done usually mess with big wigs , so im lucky there, your friend should threaten to sue and he would win . if he had any other pain meds he would of been fine. they fired him for unlawful ,

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i love people like this, NOT.. OMG, you did something i don't like?? zomg, better watch out or i'll sue you.. see you in court bro.. w/e..
but back to the topic kind of, you can't sue a private company for having their own practices in place.. if they don't want to hire you for having thc in your system, that's on them... not a damn thing a lawyer can do about it though.. is it complete horse poop, of course it is, but not much you can do about it, other than suing of course, smh..

to the op, i do believe whizzinator got shut down, but they're are plenty of new co's out there that sell a whizzinator, just under a different name.. i have 2 of them.. also look for a product called quick fix, synthetic urine by a co. called urine luck of all things, lol..
i've used quick fix a good 15 x's or so and pass with flying colors everytime.. just keep it in the right temp. range and you'll be good to go.. some co's will even overnight the quick fix to you, for a pretty steep price mind you, but it's well worth the coin if you're in a bind and don't have any alternatives imvho..

 

[69Bandit]

called my older brother, felt like a complete fucking looser asking for his piss. listening to his 2nd new born child crying while his younger brother asks for his piss. How pathetic. I would have no problems if the drug tests we're for the use of either alcohol/drugs within the past 12 hours (saliva test) or even more suitable would be while "intoxicated" on them.

Thing is on the 17/18th of july i was off work due to tweaking my back (thursday, friday then the weekend). the pain was so crippling it would take me 10 minutes of agony to get out of the bed on thursday and friday that i had frozen MJ Brownies in the freezer. i ate one every 8 hours for pain relief. I learned not to eat one before bed due to absolutely terrifyingly real dreams. but it was really effective. but i had very low tolerances and the brownies would blow my mind so i scored some perscription anti-inflammitories and T3's from my father on saturday. as per regular i would wake up after trying to roll over in bed from pain. which was my cue to eat 2 T3's and 2 Anti-inflams. then try to go back to sleep in hopes of by the time i wake up they are flowing through my body. No such luck. I would wake up, and since my brownies tasted so terrible i would make some coffee, put a frozen brownie in the blender and put coffee in. blend it for a few minutes and have a reasonably drinkable mocha.

I got better after about 6 or 7 days, and hit the bong a few times. i would only hit the bong for 1-3 lung fulls every 2 or so days.

I don't keep track of marijuana as much as i do my drinking because i have a problem with one, and the other is a solution to said problem. However i have not touched herb for at least 6-14 days. however being a heavy set person (241lbs @ 6'1") i doubt i could pass any test even with dilution/masking techniques.

I love my chosen career path, but no joke 60+% of welders are alcoholics and its sad to say i now know why. with drug tests specifically aimed at marijuana its terrifying, with more oil and gas companies "Beefing up" their safety, aka "Minimizing" their liabilities/responsibilities to their employees i have a very bleak outlook on the future unless i can start my own company and not harass my employees with invasive tests.

[rage edit] Heil obama [/edit]

 

[slowbus]

dude,most of us have been dealing with these issues for the last few decades.Don't worry all will be fine when you grow up.Unless you turn into a oilfield squarehead

 

[69Bandit]

dude,most of us have been dealing with these issues for the last few decades.Don't worry all will be fine when you grow up.Unless you turn into a oilfield squarehead

Being on this forum, and your references to the oil field makes me believe you have experience with drugs tests while being a marijuana consumer. now i have worked in the oil field for about 11 years before i got a trade (was an lab in pipeline/facility construction, then lead hand in factility construction, then operator facility and pipeline) now i took a trade because i was going nowhere in life. I fluked the fuck out finding this company that took me in, my boss is an absolutely awesome guy. Hes gone though all the shit i've been through and understands where i am coming from. I work my ass off and i am not a liability if that was what you implied. Also i am 30 years of age, so i am not a egotistical punk. I don't want to tarnish my bosses small business reputation first and formost, i want him to succeed but i do not want to leave. i will not take a test unless i know 100% that i will pass. unless you can contribute to the OP you are a "squarehead"

 

[maryjaneslave]

since whizzinator was shut down by the US Government, i am wondering if anyone knows of any other artificial pee/test passing techniques etc.

Been drinking Cranberry juice, i bought some pill called "Strip" or something which was supposed to "Remove unwanted pollutents from your system" which is slang for "probably does nothing besides cost 48$ for a single pill."


Also, if you could link me to a canadian retailer, preferred west cost... i don't know, i may only have 16 hours to 4 days before this piss test.

the one way that has time after time beat the best drug test is my method i got from a vitamin expert. every other method has flaults, i went to the hospitable were they check every sing thing in your system, the hospitable test is the hardest to pass as well, 4 day befor the test i smoked a blunt and a few bowls. i drank a half gallon of water to first dilute my piss from having THC in it at readable levels, then u take 6 creatine pills, 6 b2 pills, and drink a 32 oz Gatorade. the vitamins put everything back into your piss so it wont show up as diluted the gator-aid gives it the final density to match your piss, i passed that son of a bitch and there worst part is holding ur piss, witch does suck. when u pee , pee for 7 seconds into the toilet until u start filling the cup, do this and u will be ok

 

[69Bandit]

the one way that has time after time beat the best drug test is my method i got from a vitamin expert. every other method has flaults, i went to the hospitable were they check every sing thing in your system, the hospitable test is the hardest to pass as well, 4 day befor the test i smoked a blunt and a few bowls. i drank a half gallon of water to first dilute my piss from having THC in it at readable levels, then u take 6 creatine pills, 6 b2 pills, and drink a 32 oz Gatorade. the vitamins put everything back into your piss so it wont show up as diluted the gator-aid gives it the final density to match your piss, i passed that son of a bitch and there worst part is holding ur piss, witch does suck. when u pee , pee for 7 seconds into the toilet until u start filling the cup, do this and u will be ok

I will test this method when i get my 5 drug tests in the mail.

 

[Winter Woman]

I will test this method when i get my 5 drug tests in the mail.

You gotta let me know if it works. My dream job just became available. I smoked last night, my oldest bro was here for 2 weeks so no pot. Now the dream job and I smoked! You have to let me know.