A tribute to Uncle Ben and the Almighty Leaf

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chuck estevez

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why are you people(ub) still here,go to that other place you are tryin to "recruit" people to...end of story.....must be only 5 members over at that spot.
what do you mean "you people"? [video=youtube;xPxs0Qh72kY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxs0Qh72kY[/video]
 

Situation420

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Lmao hasn't anyone caught on to the fact that in has been directing RIU members to his own personal site on a number of threads. Isn't that grounds for deleting his account?
 

Uncle Ben

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so you know exactly what I'm talkin about. Why are you always such an ass to me riling up all the noobs
I'm always an ass to those who can't handle a question or get "undressed" by mean ol Uncle Ben. :)

Corn "bud"?. No, I don't know what the hell you're talking about and the irony of it all is....it's obvious, neither do you. For the second time, feel free to explain yourself. I'm not the one that brought the "bud" thing on corn up.

UB
 

genuity

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Lmao hasn't anyone caught on to the fact that in has been directing RIU members to his own personal site on a number of threads. Isn't that grounds for deleting his account?
I would not go that far,but I sure as hell would not keep posting at a place,that seems to not be home to him.hell ben is the only person I have seen post anything about that other place..fanboy.
 

Uncle Ben

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Lmao hasn't anyone caught on to the fact that in has been directing RIU members to his own personal site on a number of threads. Isn't that grounds for deleting his account?
You'd like nothing better than to censor me, eh? That's what cowards do.

And it's not my personal site, pinhead. It's just another cannabis forum like the hundreds out there in never never land. Most RIU members are posting at other sites. Big deal, it's no reflection on RIU. I post to regular (non cannabis) gardening sites and see members often referring folks to other sites where they can get the answer they're looking for.

Since you seem to wanna join the Thought Police, why don't you hunt down the hundreds of threads and links to IC Mag posted in RIU threads, which you're guilty of linking people to, as long as it fits your agenda - i.e. - defoliation threads.

Tell me, were you a hall monitor in primary school?

UB
 

Uncle Ben

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Sit, you got some friendly advice. Heed it. Back off, lurk, learn, take a deep breath and you'll have a nice home here.

I think I see why the mods are telling you to shut up and have respect, because you have no idea what you are talking about and this is supposed to be the best place to learn how to grow.

........Read more, learn more, grow more, then speak.when even I can tell you are full of shit, there is a major issue.
This is how I help people. My raw approach may not be to their liking, but my heart is in the right place:
https://www.rollitup.org/michigan-patients/708471-growers-beware-sunshine-mix-4-a-2.html
 

Situation420

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You'd like nothing better than to censor me, eh? That's what cowards do.

And it's not my personal site, pinhead. It's just another cannabis forum like the hundreds out there in never never land.

Since you seem to wanna join the Thought Police, why don't you hunt down the hundreds of threads and links to IC Mag, which you're guilty of linking people to, as long as it fits your agenda - i.e. - defoliation threads.

Tell me, were you a hall monitor in primary school?

UB
i get censored all day on this site, mainly when I debate with you. I'm just returning the favor. I know you know the name for the new offshoot of a corn pod that develops late or out of the traditional cycle. I can look it up if you really want me to but I know you already know

Edit: Also I never posted a link to any site ever on here. Internet "fact" means nothing to me
 

Blaze31

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Well to get it back to the thread I was cutting off my fan leafs last year and they did good. Although this year I'm not doing it and their doing better. It helped reading this thread when I started this year. I just did it because they needed sun lol so I thought. This year I just tied them open a little and it's been a BIG change this year.
 

Uncle Ben

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....I can look it up if you really want me to but I know you already know
Yeah, I'm always willing to learn but like I said, not me or any one I know growing corn has gotten a second harvest.

When I see a 50 acre field of corn and a combine harvesting the ears, within a month that corn patch is dead brown. It's over.

You've danced around the photoperiod thingie, climate factors, perhaps it's some kind of cytokinin paste applied to a certain spot on the stalk? Wait! Don't tell me, ya apply a tsp. of da paste right behind yo ears and lo and behold, a miracle happens! A new corn bud is born! :mrgreen:

UB
 

Uncle Ben

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Well to get it back to the thread I was cutting off my fan leafs last year and they did good. Although this year I'm not doing it and their doing better. It helped reading this thread when I started this year. I just did it because they needed sun lol so I thought. This year I just tied them open a little and it's been a BIG change this year.
It's all about botany. I see some folks get so ansy because of a few damaged leaves or at least what they think are damaged. They still don't think in terms of plant processes.

This is my advice to them which basically is don't worry about it.

https://www.rollitup.org/marijuana-plant-problems/711134-n-tox-foliar-help.html
 

Darth Budder

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Pot plants do not die after blooming. If you picked all your bud off and left the leaves, then gave the plant 2 weeks of 18/6 light then back to 12/12 the plant will begin to re-flower. The plants die cuz we hack them to shit or they are in an environment not suitable to continue growth.
So this is what you said, and this:
"because I believe you said, and I am paraphrasing here, that the only reason our plants die is because hack the shit out of them or the environmental conditions are wrong. whch is plain flat out incorrect." is what i said.

Twisted that like a m'fer eh?

Its clear who the idiot is here, and I wont waste any more time on you. I, for one, hope the mods censor you permanently so this site can get back to being about cannabis growing, and not your personal vendetta against Ben. Did he bang your mom or something dude? I mean seriously...

DB
 

Situation420

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Its clear who the idiot is here, and I wont waste any more time on you. I, for one, hope the mods censor you permanently so this site can get back to being about cannabis growing, and not your personal vendetta against Ben. Did he bang your mom or something dude? I mean seriously...

DB
I don't have a personal vendetta against UB, he knows that as well, I have a vendetta with anyone who posts up incorrect information or cites that because they have had so called experience or did their own personal study on something when a majority of the time they are not even testing anything in particular where they isolate any/all outside variables that could skew the results.

Yea me and him are very abrasive when we discuss things but that is how me and him talk to everyone on here, don't feel special. I find it makes things more fun and interesting anyway and more thought goes into peoples posts and further discussion is brought on keeping a thread alive. Unfortunately, there are people that join in that have no clue what they are talking about and like to jump on the band wagon and curse and say some very disrespectuful things that take away from the overall debate. The mods try to regulate it but there is too much bs to deal with. Sometimes they get it right sometimes they don't.

Also, back to the corn thing. Duh you see corn die and turn brown after its harvested cuz its way more economical to run a combine team across a 100 acre field than hire a number of people to pick the corn individually. There is no point to have a plant that generates less than 50 cents a sq ft harvested any other way than it already is.
 

lilroach

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What I haven't seen on this thread is someone saying they actually tried Uncle Ben's suggestions and it doesn't work. It's always someone that prunes and defoliates that jumps on here and says Uncle Ben's doesn't work.

For the first six months of my growing, I listened to the hottie at the hydro store. I followed suggestions from youtube videos and pruned the crap out of my plants. I bought the high-priced snake-oils.

I had plants with disappointing yields.

And I stopped listening to hotties and videos and started listening to Uncle Ben and Rockymtnman and magically my yields tripled. I have no yellowing of leaves, I have massive buds and colas, I have plants that are all of 30" tall giving me 3 ounces of great weed.

And the biggest thing about all this is that it's actually easier to grow amazing plants than it is to spend a shit-load of money and fuck with a plant's natural growing abilities.

If there's someone on the fence regarding listening to Uncle Ben.....I hope that this will entice you to actually give it a try.
 

Uncle Ben

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Also, back to the corn thing. Duh you see corn die and turn brown after its harvested cuz its way more economical to run a combine team across a 100 acre field than hire a number of people to pick the corn individually.
Bullshit. You have never grown corn nor have you hand harvested corn from a pick-your-own farm. Still waiting on that proof. Come on Sit, where's dem corn buds?

Sit.....you're digging yourself deeper and deeper into the cesspool you've created.

STFU!

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skunkd0c

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What I haven't seen on this thread is someone saying they actually tried Uncle Ben's suggestions and it doesn't work. It's always someone that prunes and defoliates that jumps on here and says Uncle Ben's doesn't work.

For the first six months of my growing, I listened to the hottie at the hydro store. I followed suggestions from youtube videos and pruned the crap out of my plants. I bought the high-priced snake-oils.

I had plants with disappointing yields.

And I stopped listening to hotties and videos and started listening to Uncle Ben and Rockymtnman and magically my yields tripled. I have no yellowing of leaves, I have massive buds and colas, I have plants that are all of 30" tall giving me 3 ounces of great weed.

And the biggest thing about all this is that it's actually easier to grow amazing plants than it is to spend a shit-load of money and fuck with a plant's natural growing abilities.

If there's someone on the fence regarding listening to Uncle Ben.....I hope that this will entice you to actually give it a try.

proceed with caution
UB's methods can produce jungle weed !

when i was first confronted by the picture below, i did not actually realise the wheelbarrow that contained some Green vegetable matter was in fact marijuana
at first glance it appears to be a wheelbarrow of clipped shrubbery



^^ something for you to aim for i guess LOL
 

Sativied

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Internet "fact" means nothing to me
Reminder to self for new sig of the dumbest fucking idiot I ever heard.... on the internet.

Ffs... a fact is fact, whether you get it by talking, internet, snailmail, or sucking on your mummies titties is irrelevant. So what you basically just admitted is that facts don't mean anything to you.... Well doh... of course you get censored. Heck fuckers like you who deliberately lie, refuse to consider facts, and spread your fucking nonsense should be kicked out of AMC back to TnT where you can troll all you want. Same as for the liar who keeps saying he posted proof...
 

Sativied

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proceed with caution
UB's methods can produce jungle weed !

when i was first confronted by the picture below, i did not actually realise the wheelbarrow that contained some Green vegetable matter was in fact marijuana
at first glance it appears to be a wheelbarrow of clipped shrubbery



^^ something for you to aim for i guess LOL
Sativas remember... you already tried that one in another thread. No points.
 

Situation420

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Bullshit. You have never grown corn nor have you hand harvested corn from a pick-your-own farm. Still waiting on that proof. Come on Sit, where's dem corn buds?

Sit.....you're digging yourself deeper and deeper into the cesspool you've created.

STFU!

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I never grew corn personally and you are right, but i have been on a farm in mid july and removed a corn pod from the plant and saw that the plant made an attempt to replace that pod with another one. It looked like a little baby corn by the time september came around. What is it you would like me to explain further or help you understand? I would be glad to look into it more or make a couple phone calls for some real information. Im always down for the exploration of further knowledge.
 

Situation420

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proceed with caution
UB's methods can produce jungle weed !

when i was first confronted by the picture below, i did not actually realise the wheelbarrow that contained some Green vegetable matter was in fact marijuana
at first glance it appears to be a wheelbarrow of clipped shrubbery



^^ something for you to aim for i guess LOL

LMAO please dont bring this back that thread had me cracking up so bad last time haha.
 

Situation420

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Reminder to self for new sig of the dumbest fucking idiot I ever heard.... on the internet.

Ffs... a fact is fact, whether you get it by talking, internet, snailmail, or sucking on your mummies titties is irrelevant. So what you basically just admitted is that facts don't mean anything to you.... Well doh... of course you get censored. Heck fuckers like you who deliberately lie, refuse to consider facts, and spread your fucking nonsense should be kicked out of AMC back to TnT where you can troll all you want. Same as for the liar who keeps saying he posted proof...
He's not a liar, if you follow this thread you can see how many broken conversations there are where someone is responding to a post that isn't there anymore. Also, anyone who has ever written a paper before or done some sort of research project or study knows that there are only a few types of internet sites that are even deemed credible by any educational institute. So...SHAHAAadup bro
 
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