Note to self thread

[Skunkybud]

Note to self... stop writing notes to your self

 

[SxIstew]

Note to self: Count how many times previous note has been said so far.

 

[Ringsixty]

Note to self.... Need to find a copy of Miley Cyrus porn.

 

[tharoomman]

Note to self. Stop doing drugs.

 

[curious2garden]

Note to self... stop writing notes to your self

Yeah you get credit for the assist. I heeded your note! LOL

NTS: next time hub calls and says I'm off these days make the vet appointment then actually WRITE it down because you won't remember!

 

[2rollingstoned]

Note to self: sign up entire household for YMCA and take my stress out by exercising more....

 

[hempyninja309]

Note to self, stop procrastinating, you know the consequences.

 

[BarnBuster]

Note to self: Make sure oven is turned on if you want supper

 

[hempyninja309]

Note to self: Make sure oven is turned on if you want supper

I've done that a time or a few LOL

 

[BarnBuster]

I've done that a time or a few LOL

Woke up from nap today expecting ready to eat pork roast.

 

[Skunkybud]

Note to self, stop procrastinating, you know the consequences.

You mean procrasterbating lol, and the consequences are a jacked right arm and a rashy member. lol Don't take offense to it man I'm just really safe. but if you do, do that all power to ya brotha

 

[raiderman]

Note to self-[video=youtube;VDmEargkqLo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VDmEargkqLo[/video] won't clog the thread anymore,yall hava good one..rdr.

 

[potpimp]

Note to self. Stop doing drugs.

Reported as spam.

 

[Bakatare666]

Note to self: Pick up enemas, a butt plug, and a beer koozi...

Garden hose, cork, and duct tape?

 

[Bakatare666]

Note to self:
Remember to look and make sure theres TP Before you let fly.

Theres a general store on a indian reservation, Big Cheif Wampomm goes in to get toilet paper. Big Cheif Wampomm tells the clerk he need toilet paper for whole tribe. The clerk asks what kind, we have Charmin, Angel soft and the no name kind. Confused the cheif ask why no name toilet paper. The clerk explains the no name toilet paper is cheaper because it has no name or specail wrapper.Big Cheif Wampomm like, Take enough for whole tribe. Well a couple weeks go by before the cheif shows up at the store.Big Cheif Wampomm have name for your no name toilet paper! The clerk laughing asks, Oh yeah what kind of name did you come up with?
Big Cheif Wampomm and whole tribe call your no name toilet paper,
JOHN WAYNE toilet paper. The clerk asks why on earth would you name it John wayne? Big Cheif Wampomm says "Its rough, Its tough and IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF NO INDIAN!!!!!!!!

 

[chewberto]

Garden hose, cork, and duct tape?

Note to self; hire bakatare666, you like his style...

 

[Bakatare666]

Note to Beech: take a probiotic daily and don't invest in those overly expensive ones, the store brand from your local pharmacy is the same stuff and half as expensive as the name brand ones in the vitamin section. You can also eat yogurt to help with your "clogged drain".

A hurting mouth and a hurting ass is too much pain for anyone!

LOL, reading that quick, I thought you said "Take a prophylactic daily", and had to go back and re-read it.

 

[cannabineer]

Theres a general store on a indian reservation, Big Cheif Wampomm goes in to get toilet paper. Big Cheif Wampomm tells the clerk he need toilet paper for whole tribe. The clerk asks what kind, we have Charmin, Angel soft and the no name kind. Confused the cheif ask why no name toilet paper. The clerk explains the no name toilet paper is cheaper because it has no name or specail wrapper.Big Cheif Wampomm like, Take enough for whole tribe. Well a couple weeks go by before the cheif shows up at the store.Big Cheif Wampomm have name for your no name toilet paper! The clerk laughing asks, Oh yeah what kind of name did you come up with?
Big Cheif Wampomm and whole tribe call your no name toilet paper,
JOHN WAYNE toilet paper. The clerk asks why on earth would you name it John wayne? Big Cheif Wampomm says "Its rough, Its tough and IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF NO INDIAN!!!!!!!!

Fifth-grade memories.
Big Chief Big Pipe goes to the trading post, seeking reproductive protection.
"WE got three ... the 10¢, the 25¢ and the $1.- sort."
Big Chief Big Pipe say, "Me cheap. I try 10¢ kind."

He came back a week later, visibly upset, brandishing an exploded condom, demanding store credit.
"OK Chief ... what went wrong?"
The Chief expounded:
"Right ball go Ungh. Rubber co KaPkhkhkh."

OIK we'll let you try the next step up at a discount."
Big Chief accepted the article and stormed off.

A week later he returned, even more upset. He held up a tattered wrapper.
"Right ball go Ungh. Left ball go Ungh. Rubber go KaPkhkhkh."

The owner of the trading post sensed a need to control the situation, so he allowed Big Chief to trade up to the $1.- dee-lux model at no charge.

A week later, Big Chief Big Pipe hobbled in on a crutch, sporting a mien that was equal parts pissed and in pain.
When asked to explain ...
"Right ball go Ungh. Rubber go Ungh. Left ball go KaPkhkhkh."
Ooo that had'em rolling in the innocent days of just two pubic hairs.

 

[slowandsteady]

Note to self: Make sure oven is turned on if you want supper

note to self take dinner out of oven BEFORE it burns.

 

[Skunkybud]

note to self make baked potatoe while not hungry. by the time its done I may be hungry (Thanks mitch hedberg for that advice)