I think I'm racist....

curious2garden

curious2garden

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ebgood said:
Eh, just walk up and flash a boob. Race will no longer be a thought for him. Black dudes love girls like u, Ur like red koolaid.
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Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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curious2garden said:
Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.
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just tryin to help my fellow man

and sunni
 
Bublonichronic

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Skuxx said:
There's your problem. Who the fuck says ninja instead of nigga? I mean saying nigga is bad enough.... Saying ninja is just ridiculous, and I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing at you for trying to fit in... or whatever you're trying to do.
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I already "fit in" I'm pretty sure, been friends for years, even joke about what I made this thread about(actin black)...I'm just sayin it's like a mental block that I can't get over, and I think that's racist of me
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

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Please tell me more about where and how you learned to "act black" ?

I guess I missed that class coming up
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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Most of the black kids I hung out with and went to school with my senior year in highschool called me "California Man" all of the time because I had dank buds haha. Funny thing is I had yet to even visit California at the time haha.
 
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schuylaar

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Bublonichronic said:
OK, so I went drinking with some black friends...try to remember I'm white as tooth paste....anyway, like always I tryd to make the point race means nothing to me, by making race jokes... Obviously this didnt fly, but I want to know, why when I consciously make the effort to not act black, I always end up acting "ghetto" ...they notice it, I know they notice it, but I still try to act "black" why???? I understand no mannerisms mean "black" but i feel racist...why...
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you don't need to "make a point" you're already chillin'..be you, just be you..imo
 
skunkd0c

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curious2garden said:
Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.
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Nice list,

perhaps you could incorporate will it swallow and can it make me a "NICE" sandwich
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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skunkd0c said:
Nice list,

perhaps you could incorporate will it swallow and can it make me a "NICE" sandwich
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If she grows herb and cooks then swallowing is just bonus points but not a disqualifier. Why are crazy chicks the best in bed??? There was this one girl who was super crazy always threatening to turn me in and stupid shit whenever we got in a fight but god damn was she crazy in bed lol. The sex was almost worth the stress and anxiety of dating a fucking nutcase of a woman.
 
skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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hempyninja309 said:
If she grows herb and cooks then swallowing is just bonus points but not a disqualifier. Why are crazy chicks the best in bed??? There was this one girl who was super crazy always threatening to turn me in and stupid shit whenever we got in a fight but god damn was she crazy in bed lol. The sex was almost worth the stress and anxiety of dating a fucking nutcase of a woman.
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so true and so sad, nice girls make great sandwiches though
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Racist shits only funny if u guys are friends for me at least. Like with my co-worker he's a good friend of mine sometimes i walk into the kitchen turn off the lights and ask him where me went. But im just playing its only with friends i dont just assume a rondom black guy steals shit thats racist.
 
Droy87

Droy87

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We're all naturally racist and it's a fact.. somewhere.. I can honestly say I'm not though, excepts for the jews, fuck the jews.
 
slowbus

slowbus

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curious2garden said:
Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.
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its simple.I look at life through my dogs eyes.If I can't eat it or fuck it-then piss on it~
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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Misguided in your attempts at keeping the friendship alive imo, race sensitive not racist, it seems your friends like you just the way you are without all the pretense.
 
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