first time getting..completely baked was actually not that long ago. i had always been 'buzzed' or 'body high' but never completely fucking baked.. this was actually only less than a month ago..
my friend had given me a gram for free of some new shit he had..so i was like oh cool thanks man..so i took it and went over to another dudes house and we put it in his hookah along w/ some exotic white peach shisha.. so we're sitting there, and i start rippin the hookah, hit after hit like usual. than me and my homies all do the rotation of course and get it going. didn't feel anything for a couple minutes except a slight head rush and than BAM hit me like a bag of bricks. So my friend has these black lights set up in his living room (where we were sitting) and he has a fat ass sound system that i hooked my ipod up too..so i started getting the songs going..played some traxamillion, atb, tiesto, the federation, some trance/hyphy shit like usual..and i'm just sitting there vibing out while everyone else is doing their own thing..well thizzle dance came on (mac dre) and i was so high i didn't realize what i was doing, but i was gigging my ass off doing the thiz dance and pop-lockin in the middle of the living room..i was even dusting the smirk off me shirt..but back to the point, everyone comes in cracking up but none of them wanted to gig wit me cuz they said i was smashing it..i was probably lookin hella retarded but i could give a fuck less..
so anyway, we sit back down, and these 2 girls are over. my homie was about to smash on one of them and he kept hintin for me to smash on the other, but i was so high i couldn't interpret his signals..instead i was talking about how my dick felt like i was getting a blowjob by a vacuum cleaner and that i was so high that i felt like a blueman group video with a disco ball moving in slow motion... so i'm sitting there making weird faces n shit and than all of a sudden i get the munchies..and i end up downing a box of corn dogs from costco, which had like 16 corn dogs in it..
after that the girls left(seeing a guy eat 16 corndogs i'm pretty sure is unattractive), plus i kept messing with my eyes with my fingers, rubbing on them sideways to make me like chinese, i kept doing that motion over n over again cuz the music + black light made me think i was making a music video with my mind..it was so awesome..but anyways the girls left and all my friends started being hella annoying fucking with me..so i just went to bed cuz i hate when people fuck with u and do stupid shit when ur baked, totally kills the buzz..i'd prefer to lay back, chill, talk about philosophy and the introspect you gain on subjects when you're faded..
i've been high plenty of times, but that was the first time i'd ever been completely fried. it was a total cerebral and body high, and i never want to be fucked up like that again. well yea actually i do. i wrote some pretty good poetry on that buzz