The UK Growers Thread!

imcjayt

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just flip wen the bout foot n half.......yer smells good....messed mine up bit tho at end as dryed to quick lost bit of its taste n smell but still all sold....so fukit....
think i might veg these to abit bigger than what i got flowering now just to make sure im getting that yield yours look nice though blue cheese smells lovely aswell instantly know what it is
 

Saerimmner

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A fucking piss take this country is getting, the phone's just rang again.

Me: Hello?
Him: Can I speak to ****A *****K please (the missus).
Me: She's not here, can I take a msg?
Him: Well really for security purposes (?) I'd need to speak to her.
Me: I'm her partner and this is my private number so who's speaking please?
Him: Joe Bloggs from Shady Fucker Ltd finance services.
Me: Does she have business with you?
Him: Will you see her any time soon?
Me: Yes.
Him: Well I'd just rather phone back another time to speak to her myself.
Me: Well you're going to have a problem with that because you'll have to ring me on this number again so........can I ask what the call is in relation to?
Him: A road traffic accident.
Me: She hasn't had one.
Him: Well I'd need to speak to her so she can tell me that.
Me: I'm telling you, she hasn't had one, ever.
Him: But....
Me: So far in her life my partner has not been involved in a road traffic accident.
Him: OK.


Worst one was when some cunt firm rang the missus up at the casino a couple of years ago (her place of work while she was on shift) and asked to speak to her regarding my road traffic accident!
Needless to say she broke down in hysterics right there and then thinking I was in the hospital somewhere.
http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html
 

shawnybizzle

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IMG_20130916_172359_975.jpg just tying this little side branch up and the little slag snapped on me tut tut getting too heavy handed in there. Ahhh at least I'll have a little free smoke in a week or so ;)
 

imcjayt

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fukin hope these clones take Rambo (practicing) atm for the exo......ill chek them 2moz that will be 3 days and open a vent
 

ninja1

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liberty haze was nice, decent yield i didnt have a clue what i was doing was my first grow and hadnt even grown a tomato before and pulled 13, plus would have been more but it was overcrowded in there. i just think big plants big yield. Was a girl ready in under 10 weeks and the biggest yielder out of them aswell wish i took cuts back then. Just for those wanting to try a haze and not on waiting 12-14 weeks. That said im gonna try a g13 haze run soon
 

newuserlol

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fukin hope these clones take Rambo (practicing) atm for the exo......ill chek them 2moz that will be 3 days and open a vent
you have already cloned with success imc so your have no probs, i dunno how you clone? but i like to keep it simple peat/jiffy pellets a small light and a prop, one of the most common mistakes people make with cloning it over watering.

Payday The Heist has just finished downloading Rambo, I'll tell in a mo if this one works for me.
is it the FLT version, works fine on my lappy but the FLT payday the heist 2 does not??? deamon tools dont recognize the iso file???
 
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