Life is shittin on me..

[Balzac89]

A bird shit on me while I was fishing earlier.

 

[minnesmoker]

A bird shit on me while I was fishing earlier.

You always lucky, or is this a new one?

 

[Skuxx]

You should feel honored... That's only happened to me one time in my entire life..... and many birds have flown above

 

[hector0924]

thats messed up im not down for that theres a BRO CODE!!!

 

[Skuxx]

thats messed up im not down for that theres a BRO CODE!!!

Bro code is an illusion. You should learn that in high school.

 

[cincybbk]

Keep ya head up dude,it will get better.

 

[april]

I would remind ur brother about that time u blew 3 massive loads in her....ask him how she tastes before u mention this

 

[ProfessorPotSnob]

Do tell your brother that she gave you chlamydia and hepatitis . Don't forget to write her number on every public bathroom stall you find and last but not least keep your kool and do not do something that you may regret . Perhaps they will name there first born in your honor and you can be uncle grandpa to the kid out of spite ....... Ok on a serious note , this sucks and I would have to really speak up to dear old big brother and let him know where you stand . Blood is thicker than water when all said and done . If he continues make sure to get that whore to give you head before she leaves him with a goodnight kiss hehe

 

[sunni]

that sucks dude, move on, not worth it

 

[doublejj]

[video=youtube;Bu9kjGFOXdQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bu9kjGFOXdQ[/video]

 

[minnesmoker]

When life shits on you, sterilize it and sprout shroom cakes.

 

[srh88]

tell him you were into some seriously weird shit and youve pooped on her multiple times

 

[hempyninja309]

When life shits on you, sterilize it and sprout shroom cakes.

Now that's what im talkin bout.

 

[srh88]

When life shits on you, sterilize it and sprout shroom cakes.

if life shits on my ill probably still buy coir lol

 

[SBR]

beat the shit out of him with a weapon, kick her in the ass

 

[hempyninja309]

beat the shit out of him with a weapon, kick her in the ass

Woaaaah. Easy there. lol

 

[minnesmoker]

if life shits on my ill probably still buy coir lol

You can still make hot "soil" with coco. Just need to get that shit down to a tea, and then infuse some of those funky expanding ball thingies that chicks put stinky shit in and put in the bathroom.

beat the shit out of him with a weapon, kick her in the ass

Kick her in the ass? Beat the shit out of him with a weapon? Really? You are ignorant, most likely willfully, and have no place among civilized people.

Woaaaah. Easy there. lol

Some people just mark themselves.

 

[Flaming Pie]

That would be kinda weird..

It's not like you guys are 15 and 16 and each girl feels like "THE ONE".

 

[Winter Woman]

Find yourself a good woman then ask them over for dinner and treat the 'new' woman like gold.

Wasn't there a saying about not wanting someone until someone else wants them?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

That is kind of funny, WW. If you had a new gf, and had them over, they would feel really stupid when you intorduced them as your brother and his gf, your ex gf. Drive home the point.