I'm taking my 14 year old niece for a tattoo

fssalaska

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WTF 14 sleeping with grown men and now wants a tattoo. fuck me dude your family has Jerry Springer type problems.
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clayton fuck um get that tat and id get them nips pierced also man.. i mean fuck it right shell end up there anyways and like you said shell be thanking you later on for that one

not to mention how cool and popular you will be with all the rest of your friends and classmates, just envious, how many ppl can say they went with their uncle to get their milk missiles pierced that makes for great story
plus man you know how judgmental kids are now a days and what better ice breaker at a party than to be an originator and pioneer and be the first 14 year will nipple rings at your school partys... the possibilities of new friendships and doors opening up are endless.. but good look

Oh and to the dude that likes chicks dicks i mean by all means brother do you not hating on the fact that your an ass pirate but passing such harsh judgments upon someone when theres so much to be said about your life style aint the smartest but like i said do you and if by all means the corn hole gets you going than munch away brother...
 

doublejj

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I bit on the whole stripper story Clayton.........I ain't biting this time........"fool me once shame on you", "fool me twice?????....well you can't be fooled again"!.......GWB
 

ambedexteras

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ya loqacious started a thread like suprise sex is the best sex or something.
and HE was talking about how his GIRLFRIEND woke up in the middle of the night
and put HIS hand on HER erection. and how HE loved that unplanned kinda sex with HER.

lol there was a big debacle about how if it was a SHE SHE couldnt put ur hand on HER erection lol
it was mad funny. and the dude went on about how hes not gay just loves her and she looks like a girl otherwise
bla bla. IDC man u could have christina milian Come up to me and be all i wanna suck ur dick. and if she put my hand on her
erection i would run.... and never stop running lol.... a pic of christina milian so the point can be driven home lol
 

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Jimmyjonestoo

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i really don't understand this whole trolling thing. what exactly do you get out of it..? i mean seriously dude take a step back and look at yourself...you are a grown man writing up fake stories on the internet for what purpose? to read the reactions of other grown men who think you're being serious about the absurd topic you've created?

sounds pretty gay to me..i don't think i'll ever understand.
I think its fucking hilarious.
 

stumps

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Soooo, are you looking for me?
Not only do you have poor judgement you also don't read very well. You are not my brother and she is not my daughter. You posted for comments. I commented. I really don't care what conflicts you cause in your family.
 

Metasynth

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I zoomed in really close and cannot see any puss trap? Great tattoo
Edited for your pleasure. I can't distribute kiddie porn...Nor do I have any desire to do so. Besides, I don't need a bunch of RIU fiends oogling my 15 y/o Bottom Bitch's poontangle.
 
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