I'm taking my 14 year old niece for a tattoo

farmasensist

farmasensist

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You should tell her your going to the tattoo shop and then drop her off at boot camp or take her onto the Maury show. My friends sister used to be like that and they were waiting for her to grow out of that phase but now she's just a bigger bitch.
 
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schuylaar

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neosapien said:
I got my 1st tattoo a couple months ago at 28 years young. Just fucking itching to get another one. Then another one. Then another one.

I'll go with ya Clayton and act as a witness. That she wanted it. The tattoo that is. Do 14 year olds still drink MD 20/20?
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my body is a virginal temple..i don't have one and have been waiting for the "right opportunity"..
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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so ive thought long and mainly hard about your little gem clayton, and thought of the whole 'teach a man to fish he will be able to eat for life' saying or what ever it is maybe something about a horse and water oh well.

so i propose you buy her a tattoo gun instead. that way it will be her art, she can practice on her thighs like all the pros, she will be able to tattoo her little friend (and or babies). its really a win/win/win

i tattooed my foot with my buddies gun and it came out so good i wear socks in the pool.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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And now for something.... Completely different.

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GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Indagrow said:
teach a man to fish he will be able to eat for life' saying or what ever it is maybe something about a horse and water oh well.
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Probably more appropriate would be the old axiom:

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life.
 
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

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joe macclennan said:
I wish i had a cool uncle to buy me beer when I was a teenager. ;)
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I had a cool uncle that used to get me high and drunk...
a few months ago I noticed a tattoo around my anus... it reads "property of uncle Dave". I guess he was even cooler than I thought... he got me a tattoo with out me even knowing about it :bigjoint:
Love ya uncle Dave

SH420
Disclaimer: my uncle's name isn't Dave
 
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

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I don't really know, lot's of alcohol and some heavy drugs, i think there was an octopus involved, or maybe it was a platypus
Uhhhummmm so yup
SH420
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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OoooooooooooooK, so apparently some folks were not amused by this thread. For the record (do NOT call the FBI and bring attention here), I don;t even have a niece. It's all a charade. Go home folks, nothing to see here.

For the record, there are no strippers in my life. Everyone who's been here a while knows I love and adore my wife.



In other news, I do go to a different church every week to steal from the collection plate.

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fuuuuuck! fuck me!, nooooo, nooo, not true

 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Not YET. Thought I'd make sure no idiot brought xtra attention to my friends. Guess it's better to burn out than to fade away.

I'm gonna go look for Beardo. Much love, Gang.

Turn it up

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Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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Yeah its a shame ya cant have a little fun without the fear of a few pricks taking it too seriously and starting a shit storm. Oh well, had fun while it lasted.
 
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