See's New Toys

man, and here i was getting my pew pew pews all ready for this thread..

what a let down..

why you gotta be mean racer? do you seriously want me to cut you? i will cut you good. and i will cut you deep.

support me on this wonderful journey we call life. don't force me to cut you.
 
why you gotta be mean racer? do you seriously want me to cut you? i will cut you good. and i will cut you deep.

support me on this wonderful journey we call life. don't force me to cut you.

i was only effin around see, but i did seriously open this thread expecting to see all sorts of new pew pew pew machines..
wasn't really expecting to see a new truck tbh.. i'm also not a fan of trucks, but your's is looking pretty sharp if i do say so myself.. :D
 
i was only effin around see, but i did seriously open this thread expecting to see all sorts of new pew pew pew machines..
wasn't really expecting to see a new truck tbh.. i'm also not a fan of trucks, but your's is looking pretty sharp if i do say so myself.. :D

its all good my man, i knew you were joshin me. i did get 1 new pew pew. when it comes in this week i will take some pictures. its a Heckler & Koch P30 9mm, it will be my carry for now. i absolutely love the way HK feels and shoots. its honestly like shooting a 1911, and about as accurate.

so far, my ML 550 has been my favorite all time ride. then the range rover. then this tahoe, then the expeditions. my favorite car ive owned hands down was my Audi A6 3.2T, damn that thing had balls. but holy fuck nuts was it expensive to repair.

im definitely not a car guy, i need an suv. im too tall.
 
This is about the extent of my knowledge on guns. I know even less about cars.


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its all good my man, i knew you were joshin me. i did get 1 new pew pew. when it comes in this week i will take some pictures. its a Heckler & Koch P30 9mm, it will be my carry for now. i absolutely love the way HK feels and shoots. its honestly like shooting a 1911, and about as accurate.

so far, my ML 550 has been my favorite all time ride. then the range rover. then this tahoe, then the expeditions. my favorite car ive owned hands down was my Audi A6 3.2T, damn that thing had balls. but holy fuck nuts was it expensive to repair.

im definitely not a car guy, i need an suv. im too tall.

i'm about 6'4" or so too see, but i'll chop of my legs first before driving an suv, lol. i've squeezed my big ass into lots of small cars over the years, a vw bug, the og bugs, a honda crx, and a vw gti.. that's what reclining seats were made for ime.. it often looks like i'm driving from the back seat.. :D
 
i'm about 6'4" or so too see, but i'll chop of my legs first before driving an suv, lol. i've squeezed my big ass into lots of small cars over the years, a vw bug, the og bugs, a honda crx, and a vw gti.. that's what reclining seats were made for ime.. it often looks like i'm driving from the back seat.. :D

I owned a CRX and a GTI in high school and college. Never again will my ass sit knee high above the steering wheel again. Never. My CRX had a sunroof. When I wore a baseball cap, the tip would stick out the top of the car. Others found it funny. Me not so much.
 
racerboy, don't feel bad about the pew pew's. I was expecting to see a new fleshlight. :shock:

I still can't decide which pocket pussy I want to get. I think Im going to just get the Jenna. What do you recommend? And please do not suggest Rocco's butthole. lol.
 
I still can't decide which pocket pussy I want to get. I think Im going to just get the Jenna. What do you recommend? And please do not suggest Rocco's butthole. lol.
Real Doll for the win.

Ya know I never got into the rocco and nacho v. stuff too much. Extreme associates pushed some boundries back in the day.
 
Real Doll for the win.

Ya know I never got into the rocco and nacho v. stuff too much. Extreme associates pushed some boundries back in the day.

those real dolls are friggin expensive, i know, i've looked into them, lol, j/k.. :D but they are expensive as poo for realz..
 
those real dolls are friggin expensive, i know, i've looked into them, lol, j/k.. :D but they are expensive as poo for realz..
I figured the guy with the AMG and the Tahoe can afford it and let us regular joes know how it is. I mean not that I want to know or anything :|
 
Real Doll for the win.

Ya know I never got into the rocco and nacho v. stuff too much. Extreme associates pushed some boundries back in the day.

Im impressed, not many people know what i would be talking about.. you got that right away.

i know it's not a flesh light per se, but i see teen mom farrah abrhams is now selling molds of her vjj..

http://www.thesuperficial.com/farrah-abraham-sex-toy-vagina-mold-09-2013

better her vjj then that horse face of hers.. :D

I just threw up in my mouth. lol.
 
Im impressed, not many people know what i would be talking about.. you got that right away.

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i used to party with Jules Jordan when he just worked at a porno shop, when he was just starting out. Hung out at club venues in the metal scene way back when.
 
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