So...what did all the net trolls do before the net?

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Wilksey

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You go to practically ANY forum and you'll find trolls that have THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of posts about....nothing. What the fuck did these people do before the web?

Did they stand by their phones and make calls to TV stations in hopes of being able to rant live on the air? Did they spend hundreds on stationary and stamps and lock themselves in their hovels writing scathing letters to random strangers? Did they camp out in front of some random business "protesting" some childlike "injustice" they think they suffered in said business?

Who ARE these fucking people? WHAT the fuck is wrong with them? Why the fuck don't mods ban the ever loving shit out of them?

The saddest thing about these folks is that they don't see how truly fucked up their behavior is in the eyes of a normal person.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Wilksey said:
You go to practically ANY forum and you'll find trolls that have THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of posts about....nothing.
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And thank all that is holy that i am not one of them. ~unhinged giggle~
What the fuck did these people do before the web?
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They were the kids who were too little to run with the crowd that beat the snot out of the little kids.
 
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Bombur

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cannabineer said:
And thank all that is holy that i am not one of them. ~unhinged giggle~

They were the kids who were too little to run with the crowd that beat the snot out of the little kids.
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Does this mean you beat the snot out of little kids back in the day? Say it ain't so cn!
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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Wilksey said:
You go to practically ANY forum and you'll find trolls that have THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of posts about....nothing. What the fuck did these people do before the web?

Did they stand by their phones and make calls to TV stations in hopes of being able to rant live on the air? Did they spend hundreds on stationary and stamps and lock themselves in their hovels writing scathing letters to random strangers? Did they camp out in front of some random business "protesting" some childlike "injustice" they think they suffered in said business?

Who ARE these fucking people? WHAT the fuck is wrong with them? Why the fuck don't mods ban the ever loving shit out of them?

The saddest thing about these folks is that they don't see how truly fucked up their behavior is in the eyes of a normal person.
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Many of those people have disabilities that do not allow them to live "normal lives", and therefore they live vicariously online. Others go through life struggles(divorces etc)and use messageboards anonymously to vent.

Messageboards by their very nature allow people to express themselves in manners they would never do offline in a social situation.
 
see4

see4

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I use message boards to masturbate. I gently massage my penis while reading posts on rollitup.

#justsayin
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Bombur said:
Does this mean you beat the snot out of little kids back in the day? Say it ain't so cn!
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Oh holy poop no. My size notwithstanding, i WAS one of the little kids. Now i unleash the unholy nuclear power of that weapon of forum destruction aka cAPSLOCK to get back at ____ and _____ who made my preadolescent life a case study in modern psychiatry.
 
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