How to get more couchlock

Mr.Vega

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Got an NL+AF that is 13 weeks old. I thought it would definitely be ready to harvest by now, but even though the buds are pretty bulked up, very few of the trichomes are amber. Tried a sample this week and it gave me too much "up" and little body effect (which I really am after). Due to life, this thing MUST be harvested next week. Is there anything at all I can do to squeeze some couchlock out of this crop?
dilute xanax in w ur feedings....usually 2bars every third watering thruout flowering will do it...but start small as the.plant will become.lethargic and not.wanna get up when the lights come on...start w just a football first couple weeks then gradually work ur way up to bars...nvr exceed two or itll burn...good luck...
 

nova1992

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dilute xanax in w ur feedings....usually 2bars every third watering thruout flowering will do it...but start small as the.plant will become.lethargic and not.wanna get up when the lights come on...start w just a football first couple weeks then gradually work ur way up to bars...nvr exceed two or itll burn...good luck...
What? Are you serious? I cant tell lol
 

Mr.Vega

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lol, was wondering the same thing. Pretty sure not serious.
no im bein DEAD serious....u can dilute oxycodone in w ur feedings as well...especially before any trimming or training...helps to not stunt the plant as it never felt what hppnd....
 

Mr.Vega

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dilute cocaine or meth in w ur feedings n that thing will grow like crazy fast...literally before ur eyes.....
 

mr2shim

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haha....no dnt waste that shit...ive been on a dmt mission for a couple months now...no luck yet...
If you're looking to buy it good luck. If you are wanting to extract it you can get the root bark on ebay, it's not mimosa as the DEA really cracked down on that. It's confusa.. A friend tells me it's not as great and makes a mess but it will still yield dmt.
 

qwizoking

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I was told weed grows under any conditions and the less you care for it the better it will do..so do you think cannabis would prefer the freebase? I've been trying some of my kids adderall prescription to try to get a speedier high on some



Yes....all jokes....
 

Mr.Vega

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If you're looking to buy it good luck. If you are wanting to extract it you can get the root bark on ebay, it's not mimosa as the DEA really cracked down on that. It's confusa.. A friend tells me it's not as great and makes a mess but it will still yield dmt.
yeah fuck all that shit....I.found mimosa on ebay....im not.confident w extracting...yet...im hopin some.will fall in my lap at some point...it has once before but I.didnt knw what it was so I passed...(vega kicks himself)....wont hppn again...ive got.the word out vegas lookin...hopefully somebody will.come thru...
 

Indoor Sun King

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the dude does not have several weeks.....he needs to chop within this week and has an additional week to dry

....likely there is not much he can do to beat time, but he is clearly asking how to max the couchlock stone in the limited time he has, but somehow his thread went sideways and is not providing much feedback to the OP
 

mr2shim

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the dude does not have several weeks.....he needs to chop within this week and has an additional week to dry

....likely there is not much he can do to beat time, but he is clearly asking how to max the couchlock stone in the limited time he has, but somehow his thread went sideways and is not providing much feedback to the OP
Oh sorry..

To the OP, you can not dictate the type of stone based on how long a plant is flowered. That is strain dependent. I'm pretty sure I posted plenty of info to prove that. You can however waste a lot of potent THC by flowering a plant too long and in doing so letting that THC degrade into CBN(amber trichomes). Also, the type of high you get is an extremely complex subject and can't be simplified into "flower longer for couch lock, flower shorter for a heady high" You're welcome.
 

Jbone77

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Oh sorry..

To the OP, you can not dictate the type of stone based on how long a plant is flowered. That is strain dependent. I'm pretty sure I posted plenty of info to prove that. You can however waste a lot of potent THC by flowering a plant too long and in doing so letting that THC degrade into CBN(amber trichomes). Also, the type of high you get is an extremely complex subject and can't be simplified into "flower longer for couch lock, flower shorter for a heady high" You're welcome.
So you harvest before getting amber trichs because science tells you amber trichs are no good? You dont think bud with 10-15% amber trichs is better than bud with next to no amber trichs?
 

mr2shim

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So you harvest before getting amber trichs because science tells you amber trichs are no good? You dont think bud with 10-15% amber trichs is better than bud with next to no amber trichs?
Yes, I should have left the little bit I typed because something told me you'd ask that... again. As I would have said, yes it's impossible to get 100% cloudy. You want as little amber/clear as possible, if you think that's 10-15% sure why not.. Will those always be the exact numbers? No, quite frankly it's a stupid fucking calculation. Who on this planet can say for certain they know the trichomes on their plant are 10-15% amber, hell who can say that about one bud! You can't, at least not at home with your shitty little 10 dollar loupe.
 

hellmutt bones

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Well i can say from experience that i do agree that it is mostly dependent on specific traits of the strain that will enduce a couch lock feel but u can manipulate it a bit by having 30% or more anber cus i have harvested my plants early and i can say that there is almost no couch lock even when its known to give u that couch lock. But then i let it go till i get atleast 30% amber and theres ur couch lock!
Ive even gone as far as 60% amber and i can honestly say its some vicious couch lock..
So i have done it both ways but the only way to really know is to have experimented with diffrent strains and try and replicate it wich i have done meself.
 

Jbone77

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Yes, I should have left the little bit I typed because something told me you'd ask that... again. As I would have said, yes it's impossible to get 100% cloudy. You want as little amber/clear as possible, if you think that's 10-15% sure why not.. Will those always be the exact numbers? No, quite frankly it's a stupid fucking calculation. Who on this planet can say for certain they know the trichomes on their plant are 10-15% amber, hell who can say that about one bud! You can't, at least not at home with your shitty little 10 dollar loupe.
I thank you for admitting the fact that you read my question the first time I posted it and chose not to answer, now I know your going to say you didnt answer because you didnt want to start a fight but iv read several of your posts in other threads and you have no problem arguing so that tells me you know you are wrong. To imply to someone who wants the strongest buzz possible that amber trichs are bad is just plain dumb, the more amber means the fewer clear & more cloudy, meaning more thc. 10-15% isnt a real number, its a numeric representation used for comparison, When someone says 5% clear 85% cloudy and 10% amber people know they want mostly cloudy with more amber than clear, I dont think they actually count the trichs. Once again, if you want to quote science, do it correctly. As far as my shitty $10 loupe goes, how do you know how I determine ripeness? I determine ripeness based on several things such as swelling, pistils, nutrient uptake and the least important one, trichs, collectively they determine ripeness. And why is your loupe used to check for clear trichs better than the next guys "shitty $10 loupe" that he uses to check for amber trichs? Indoorsunking was being helpful as iv noticed he usually is and you want to come and misrepresent science to make yourself sound smarter than you are and make what he said wrong. If you want to quote science, do it correctly
 

ProdigalSun

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The turning amber is due to the light degrading the Trichomes.
Maybe you could push a few extra hours of light??
Just a guess!
HERMIE

dilute xanax in w ur feedings....usually 2bars every third watering thruout flowering will do it...but start small as the.plant will become.lethargic and not.wanna get up when the lights come on...start w just a football first couple weeks then gradually work ur way up to bars...nvr exceed two or itll burn...good luck...
This, is one reason why weed is still illegal.

And why I grow.

You may be joking, but some people do shit like this.
 
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