Funniest Marijuana Grow story!

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OzGrower87

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Had a dealer/friend who grew a plant indoors and kept the light under 24/0. Was bagseed. The plant grew out nearly an entire living room, the stem was probably 1/4th of a tree. It had been vegging for apparently 1 and a half years, we only met a few months ago. And he kept telling me about his plant and how it didn't produce any buds, and how shit it was to grow pot.

I don't understand how he knew to feed the plant nutrients, but didn't know about light cycles.

I'm just praying to god it's not a male. It's like a fucking tree, not a marijuana plant. Biggest plant I've seen in my life.

Might quickly take a clone of the plant and flower it, and if it's a female, might just as him to give me the plant, LOL! and tell him some bullshit about how it's a bad plant.

Thoughts?
 
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brimck325

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so, you want to take advantage of someone who doesn't have much knowledge, instead of teaching him/ her.
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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OzGrower87 said:
Had a dealer/friend
Might quickly take a clone of the plant and flower it, and if it's a female, might just as him to give me the plant, LOL! and tell him some bullshit about how it's a bad plant.

Thoughts?
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That would bring bad karma down on you.... do not do it....
 
ProdigalSun

ProdigalSun

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Wait till summer and flower it, you might have to bring in some mirrors and bounce the sunlight back to the tree. Get it as much light as you can, but what the fuck are you going to do about the smell?
 
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spek9

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Dude... I hate rippers, and honestly, what you've said puts you directly in that category.

-spek
 
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OzGrower87

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At everyone saying it's bad karma. This is a drug dealer we are talking about. He buys god-awful ounces for $100, coats them in sugar and sells quarts (7g) for $80 and customers think they got a good deal.
 
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anzohaze

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Tell him your partner w him tell him you will flower it and give you half of the buds apparently you could tell hin what to do and will fuck it up you do it at his house and you got nothin to worry about until you walk out the house with jars in a duffle bag
 
blowincherrypie

blowincherrypie

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OzGrower87 said:
At everyone saying it's bad karma. This is a drug dealer we are talking about. He buys god-awful ounces for $100, coats them in sugar and sells quarts (7g) for $80 and customers think they got a good deal.
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Are you one of those dumb ass customers? Or is this someone you're acting like a friend to? Two wrongs don't make a right, and just based on the ignorance of your posts, I doubt that you could even handle this plant.
 
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OzGrower87

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blowincherrypie said:
Are you one of those dumb ass customers? Or is this someone you're acting like a friend to? Two wrongs don't make a right, and just based on the ignorance of your posts, I doubt that you could even handle this plant.
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LMFAO. I'm already a well established member on autoflowernetwork. Couldn't give less of a shit about this or your comments towards me.

I've got 8+ grows under my belt (6 low quantity, 2 commercial quantity and a few personal grows.)
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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OzGrower87 said:
Oh shut up. before you begin to bitch about how I'm going to steal a already-abused vegging plant, think of it from my perspective instead of jumping on the bandwagon and acting like a hero.
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I am thinking about it from your perspective. It stinks.

A thief and a scammer. No wonder you two are friends.
 
BWG707

BWG707

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Karma WILL kick your ass. Don't try to steal his stuff. Who cares what he does, care about what you do.
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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anyway, back to funny stories. Back in mid 70's I grew some pot in 5 gal buckets and a room full of florescent lights and extension cords. Didn't know shit about growing, light cycles, etc. Ended up with a room full of leaves. What I wouldn't give to have some of those seeds now:)
 
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