Confessions

[srh88]

^ heard that confession before misslady

i still haven't even thought of buying Christmas presents. It's hard for me to judge how much others will spend on me, because that's really the goal is to spend exactly the same amount at the other person. Otherwise there is just an imbalance and no real holiday to get things back in balance until next year.

their birthday... but for your dilemma just pee on the person

 

[BarnBuster]

We were on our way flying somewhere and he had to go out to his girlfriend's place first. He said wait here for me. So I literally stuck around. I was bored so I found the tequila and lit up. After much tequila and more pot I was a bit peckish and went cruising his kitchen for food. I found a brand new Smithfield ham (still with red bow on it) and I had to actually CLIMB onto the counter to find something sweet. I finally found a bottle of pancake syrup.

Took the ham, syrup to the table and proceeded to polish off a shit load of ham, an entire bottle of Aunt Jemima and the tequila. Last shot of pancake syrup (slamming tequila/pancake syrup), in slow mo the chair went backwards. I was to fucked up to move and the rest of the pancake syrup leaked into my hair. By morning I was like a fly on fly paper.

Morale to that story is NEVER tell me to make myself at home unless you are really certain you mean it and yes we still went flying but he had to clean me up.

Confession: i have this image of maple syrup oozing, creeping, delightfully down your.............well..............just sayin.....

 

[Mad Hamish]

We were on our way flying somewhere and he had to go out to his girlfriend's place first. He said wait here for me. So I literally stuck around. I was bored so I found the tequila and lit up. After much tequila and more pot I was a bit peckish and went cruising his kitchen for food. I found a brand new Smithfield ham (still with red bow on it) and I had to actually CLIMB onto the counter to find something sweet. I finally found a bottle of pancake syrup.

Took the ham, syrup to the table and proceeded to polish off a shit load of ham, an entire bottle of Aunt Jemima and the tequila. Last shot of pancake syrup (slamming tequila/pancake syrup), in slow mo the chair went backwards. I was to fucked up to move and the rest of the pancake syrup leaked into my hair. By morning I was like a fly on fly paper.

Morale to that story is NEVER tell me to make myself at home unless you are really certain you mean it and yes we still went flying but he had to clean me up.

Gods you will LOVE S.A. This is the stuff of legends. I think you might be able to keep up with most of us lol. Yup looks like you know how to party.

 

[anzohaze]

Damn, Anzo, this isn't police confessions.....

I no it aint but I dont hide much but when I do it im seriously breaking the law. I have out run more police cars then most im sure me and my buddy used to do for fun I had a 200 ls camaro 6 speed dlight build had 468rwhp and my friend had a 99 I believe bmw m3 roadster. We get all fucked up and run from the police for fun taking a high 2 a whole new level. Sometimes it was easy to get away sometimes it wasnt. that shit almost made me shit more then one as I got over scared a few times.

 

[joe macclennan]

We were on our way flying somewhere and he had to go out to his girlfriend's place first. He said wait here for me. So I literally stuck around. I was bored so I found the tequila and lit up. After much tequila and more pot I was a bit peckish and went cruising his kitchen for food. I found a brand new Smithfield ham (still with red bow on it) and I had to actually CLIMB onto the counter to find something sweet. I finally found a bottle of pancake syrup.

Took the ham, syrup to the table and proceeded to polish off a shit load of ham, an entire bottle of Aunt Jemima and the tequila. Last shot of pancake syrup (slamming tequila/pancake syrup), in slow mo the chair went backwards. I was to fucked up to move and the rest of the pancake syrup leaked into my hair. By morning I was like a fly on fly paper.

Morale to that story is NEVER tell me to make myself at home unless you are really certain you mean it and yes we still went flying but he had to clean me up.

roflmao hahahahah+++++

ham, tequila and syrup?/? you really are my kinda gal...lol

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and you are welcome in my home anytime....I'll hide the syrup and the dishsoap before your arrival tho

 

[anzohaze]

Here is 1 non police story and I dont even wanna say it on here but whatever. So I am a auto texh private garage it was sorda chilly out. I had to put a motor into a 03 sububan(flood car). Boss man takes us out for lunch I dont remember were. my house was about 1/4 mile from my job. Get back from lunch get in the suburban take for a test drive I let one rip put I hole in the seat im sure. I used to smoke cigs(hid it from everyone my boss and parents included). Well I pull into a shopping center sit on the curb light a cig get about 3 hits into it and said ohhhhh fuuuck I gotta shit. Throw the cig down ease my self back into the burban and I tried to pass a lil bubble to relieve pressure. Guess ehat happened...... yup I shit everywere in the car in my pants my shoes are filling up with shit the seat is full of shit. So I jump out strip naked clean up the best I could sat on my shirt drove home naked showered new clothes diff shoes and no one till this day knows nothin except all yall now it was super nasty disgusting the only time I have ever shit myself

 

[curious2garden]

^ heard that confession before misslady

i still haven't even thought of buying Christmas presents. It's hard for me to judge how much others will spend on me, because that's really the goal is to spend exactly the same amount at the other person. Otherwise there is just an imbalance and no real holiday to get things back in balance until next year.

Yeah you don't buy me nuttin' honey, start practicing rolling joints! You'll earn your keep!

 

[MojoRison]

Yep, going to be one of those days

 

[curious2garden]

Confession: i have this image of maple syrup oozing, creeping, delightfully down your.............well..............just sayin.....

Aunt Jemima, cheap ass crap, I wish it had been maple syrup. He actually had to sluice me down with a couple mop buckets of water to unpin me while I was sitting in the shower where he left me (fully clothed) with water running he had to mop up the mess because we were spending the next 72 hours in the system LOL!

Gods you will LOVE S.A. This is the stuff of legends. I think you might be able to keep up with most of us lol. Yup looks like you know how to party.

Yes I did take the Ph.D. in party, thank you for noticing, my graduate advisory committee will be pleased. They thought I did not have what it took to make the grade.

Although recently I have been assured by a Ph.D. Chemist that I did in fact have, The Right Stuff, and trust me until you've met a rogue chemist you have not met party.

roflmao hahahahah+++++

ham, tequila and syrup?/? you really are my kinda gal...lol

• You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to curious2garden again.
  
  

and you are welcome in my home anytime....I'll hide the syrup and the dishsoap before your arrival tho

Thank you! Oh you have no clue how truly enjoyable a guest I can be. But I can promise you, Greg, who spent the weekend sitting next to me in a very small enclosed space was not happy. He kept carping about my smell and I kept telling him if he'd actually showered me with soap instead of just leaving me in the bottom of a running shower, while he mopped up, I might have smelled better.

Oh and the Smithfield was a gift from his parents. By the end of the debauch I was just chewing it off the bone.... oh gawd...... about the only more expensive ham was Jamon Iberico and if he'd had one that is what I would have chosen, Passive Aggression 101. Don't invite me over and be a bad host I will grade you in the most startling manner possible.

 

[Mad Hamish]

Rogue chemists is something we have absolutely no shortage of ROFL... Oh my absolutely no shortage of those at all, not around Cape Town no Ma'am

 

[joe macclennan]

Don't invite me over and be a bad host I will grade you in the most startling manner possible.

well...I don't exactly roll out the red carpet for anyone, i'm more of a fend for yourself and survival of the fittest type guy.

Somehow I think you'll do just fine. I will however, provide all the amenities necessary for a memorable visit.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

well...I don't exactly roll out the red carpet for anyone, i'm more of a fend for yourself and survival of the fittest type guy.

Somehow I think you'll do just fine. I will however, provide all the amenities necessary for a memorable visit.

Tequila is just screaming in my brain.

 

[cannabineer]

Tequila is just screaming in my brain.

don't forget the Ultra Hold conditioner

 

[curious2garden]

Tequila is just screaming in my brain.

Too late!

I learned, and it only took 1 more iteration (even in the same damn chair). I wish I could tell the good stories.

 

[curious2garden]

well...I don't exactly roll out the red carpet for anyone, i'm more of a fend for yourself and survival of the fittest type guy.

Somehow I think you'll do just fine. I will however, provide all the amenities necessary for a memorable visit.

I'm good with water and a steak thank you. I've given up tequila, last time I drank it I tried to put my head into the garbage disposal.

 

[chewberto]

I grabbed an ice cream sandwich after a huge dab, then sat down, caught myself watching a good portion of "Cody in charge" on Disney! Wtf? I confess! I do dat sometimes!

 

[curious2garden]

I grabbed an ice cream sandwich after a huge dab, then sat down, caught myself watching a good portion of "Cody in charge" on Disney! Wtf? I confess! I do dat sometimes!

I keep watching pages waiting for them to notify me but for some reason they don't auto refresh derp.

oh yeah it appears Chewie and I broke the new gangster, already, oops.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I keep watching pages waiting for them to notify me but for some reason they don't auto refresh derp.

oh yeah it appears Chewie and I broke the new gangster, already, oops.

You broke the new G already ?
Damn, & I didn't get to play.

 

[curious2garden]

You broke the new G already ?
Damn, & I didn't get to play.

Yeah looks like I called the code to soon. He appears to be making a come back. Oh well I made Xmas nice so now I can beat the crap outta him remorselessly. It just made me feel sad to think I made a young gangster cry at Xmas, brought a tear to my eye. Back in the day if you cried like a pussy we kicked you in the ribs. I must remember my reindeer games can't get to soft in my old age.

 

[chewberto]

You're hilarious c2g! I have tried to rep you lately, but it appears I have already filled you up!