Random Jibber Jabber Thread

I cut myself shaving 3 times this morning and my grandparents just showed up an hour early as I was getting my smoke on place reeks of ganja I'm sure they know what's up. I just seem to be winning in every sense today Lol.
 
someone tried to ransack my car last night for valuables.. picked the wrong car... (always leave mine open has been ransacked like this 4 times in the past never any damage or anything missing more then a few $ in change)... he took a single half smoked cig.. and left me a fair trade.

I have a few of them now..

Excellent, I still use a screwdriver I acquired that way from twenty years ago. Good screwdriver, but you did better.
 
Went and got our first "professional" family portrait taken. Went good, the little one behaved herself atleast. If it wasn't for yoga pants I would really hate the mall though.
 
I cut myself shaving 3 times this morning and my grandparents just showed up an hour early as I was getting my smoke on place reeks of ganja I'm sure they know what's up. I just seem to be winning in every sense today Lol.

You shave? Why? If I were a guy I would neither shave nor bleach my mustache. Matter of fact after some introspection I'm considering no longer dyeing my mustache!
 
The more moustaches the merrier

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I saw three of my good friends in a documentary from 1994 today.It was cool.All three were interviewed.One girl was so high on extasy it was crazy
 
Went and got our first "professional" family portrait taken. Went good, the little one behaved herself atleast. If it wasn't for yoga pants I would really hate the mall though.
A buddy of mine once informed a healthy lady with a voracious appetite as we were going up an escalator with her ahead of us, that "Spandex is a priveledge, not a fucking right!":clap::clap::clap:
 
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