Attn ALL Female Members of RIU

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Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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lol, damn, where's my 40acres sig quote when I need it? But yeah, pretty much, real sex, real GOOD sex, is a lot less pretty than they make in the movies people, and a whole lot messier.

It's funny when you get ideas from movies, and they just kinda stick. I mean, in the movies, just when they're getting naked, it's so smooth and easy. I remember this time I had a guy fumbling with my bra, I was trying not to laugh, because it clasped in the FRONT, and he was like feelin around the back for a good long time. I can understand, they're usually in the back, but he just kept searching for it, like it'd appear out of no where...I had mercy on him eventually and showed him.

And the wet spot. Movies never address the wet spot.

lol, now I'm sitting here thinking of all these quirky sex things that movies forget to mention. I could go on, but I'll stop.
 
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Wikidbchofthewst said:
lol, damn, where's my 40acres sig quote when I need it? But yeah, pretty much, real sex, real GOOD sex, is a lot less pretty than they make in the movies people, and a whole lot messier.

It's funny when you get ideas from movies, and they just kinda stick. I mean, in the movies, just when they're getting naked, it's so smooth and easy. I remember this time I had a guy fumbling with my bra, I was trying not to laugh, because it clasped in the FRONT, and he was like feelin around the back for a good long time. I can understand, they're usually in the back, but he just kept searching for it, like it'd appear out of no where...I had mercy on him eventually and showed him.

And the wet spot. Movies never address the wet spot.

lol, now I'm sitting here thinking of all these quirky sex things that movies forget to mention. I could go on, but I'll stop.
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damn gettin us hot in here :blsmoke::peace:
 
Lacy

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NO! Not funny faces. :shock:

Oh yes. You didn't have to tell me that piece of information because I can already see she is a 'tell it like it is' woman and yes she is gorgeous ;)

You are a very lucky man. :mrgreen: She is the kind of woman anyone is lucky enough to befriend. :oops:

Extremely unique individual who isn't afraid to show her true colours no matter how rare or wild they are.

Gotta love that :hug:



VTXDave said:
<Dave leans over and whispers to Lacy> "She makes funny faces too, but you didn't hear that from me, k?"

:lol: Thanks Lacy...I'm wild for the woman...Beauty and brains. A woman who can go "toe to toe" and who isn't afraid to call me on shit...AND CAN BACK HER SHIT UP!. The fact that she's gorgeous is frosting on the cake IMO. I'm a very lucky man. 8)
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Twistyman

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Stoney McFried said:
Did the cat run from your balls?:confused:
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Cat's seen every thing else............ :o:o

fdd2blk said:
that "oh baby, fuck me baby, oh yeah baby,......." is just lame. who really does that? porn starts and high school girls. lol quit being so damn serious and have some fun.
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Never heard that either in 54 years........My gf had named it..George... ?
I'd wake up to her screaming at George to wake up, plus she insisted that I name hers.....so fluffy & the twins was born......We'd laugh so hard , that it would keep popping out...Ahhh good times.. :hump:
VTXDave said:
"Oh yeah...Oh yeah...Right there..Don't stop...Oh yeah...HOLD ME DOWN NOW!!!!

I've heard this too many times from a certain member (Dave looks over at Seamaiden to make certain she's not looking) who will remain nameless, but I'm glad I've got the strength to fulfill said request lest my dick gets ripped off in the fervor. 8)[/quote
Easy Dave, sea seems pretty feisty, and if you're not careful your next pussy sighting will be at the A.S.P.C.A.....:blsmoke:

Lacy said:
I tend to think women are FAR moe judgmental than men are. Especially of other women as someone else mntioned women as being catty. Well thats an understatement in itself. We can be brutal towards one another. Its vicious. :twisted:
Thats true. guys will fight and beat the shit out of eachother...then sit down for a few frosties....... Also anohter reason why women don't like to perform oral x is because many of them don't have orgasms.:confused: Many fake orgasm just to end the intercourse. :roll: Sooooooo I think those women just look at the oral sex as a chore that has no pay back, if you know what I mean.
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Thats why you need a guy that knows which end is up....so to speak:mrgreen:

jimmyspaz......... 1 vote...
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Seamaiden

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You guys fucked up your quotes. :lol:
VTXDave said:
<Dave leans over and whispers to Lacy> "She makes funny faces too, but you didn't hear that from me, k?"

:lol: Thanks Lacy...I'm wild for the woman...Beauty and brains. A woman who can go "toe to toe" and who isn't afraid to call me on shit...AND CAN BACK HER SHIT UP!. The fact that she's gorgeous is frosting on the cake IMO. I'm a very lucky man. 8)
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Oh jeez... if I get started we're gonna hijack the thread. Mr. Only-man-who's-EVER-kept-me-on-my-toes-guy. 8) Now, if only I could find a fucking JOB so I can help with the bills. :roll:
Lacy said:
NO! Not funny faces. :shock:

Oh yes. You didn't have to tell me that piece of information because I can already see she is a 'tell it like it is' woman and yes she is gorgeous ;)

You are a very lucky man. :mrgreen: She is the kind of woman anyone is lucky enough to befriend. :oops:

Extremely unique individual who isn't afraid to show her true colours no matter how rare or wild they are.

Gotta love that :hug:
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Aww... shucks. 8)
 
Seamaiden

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Twistyman said:
Check the last post I made in Biggest thread, thread..It explains a lot and raises questions.
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Are you talking to me? I'll see your questions, and raise you a criticism. :lol: :| (I'm terrible at poker, never mind me.)

Edit: Truly, never mind me. :roll:
 
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Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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Movie quote time! (your post made me think of it...)

"... and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!"

"Our parents are having a baby too."

"They had sex."

Any takers?
 
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