The "But I refused" Thread

[hempyninja309]

about a pound

"Charge him with 2. Make sure you weigh it in the container."

 

[Sand4x105]

My young doc whom I had just met earlier that day at the industrial injury clinic...
Told me to:
"Stop-stop stop"
But I refused...to take my head from between her creamy tight thighs....
Then I found out why she told me to stop....
Her 140 DB yelling/screaming for the next ten minutes .... stop-stop-stop was just a warning....just a warning...

 

[theexpress]

"Charge him with 2. Make sure you weigh it in the container."

vacuume seal that shit with a couple rolls of pennies inbetween the buds

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

They asked me to go to rehab

well, you know what I said

 

[theexpress]

They asked me to go to rehab

well, you know what I said

 

[chewberto]

She asked me not to wipe my dick off on her pillow case, but I refused!

 

[nevyn]

She asked me not to wipe my dick off on her pillow case, but I refused!

A little disgusting but funny, lol, nice.

 

[slowbus]

my mama always yelled "get a haircut and a real job" but I.........

 

[hempyninja309]

my mama always yelled "get a haircut and a real job" but I.........

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TS1v7m6tgs0[/video]

 

[theexpress]

my mama always yelled "get a haircut and a real job" but I.........

[youtube]B_VOYMcS1ck[/youtube]

 

[Granny weed]

My body tells me I'm getting old, But I refused!

 

[kinetic]

I was told to do 30 days at inpatient rehab center. I refused 5 days in and opted for a 7 year federal bid instead.

Not me, but a true story.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I was told to do 30 days at inpatient rehab center. I refused 5 days in and opted for a 7 year federal bid instead.

Not me, but a true story.

Wow! That raises all kinds of red flags for me

 

[kinetic]

Wow! That raises all kinds of red flags for me

heroin is a helluva drug.

 

[hempyninja309]

One time a chick tried to go down on me in a grocery store parking lot and I refused... Okay who am I kidding I accepted and loved every minute of it lol.

 

[nevyn]

One time a chick tried to go down on me in a grocery store parking lot and I refused... Okay who am I kidding I accepted and loved every minute of it lol.

I was just about ask you if there is something wrong with you, but then you saved yourself. lol

 

[futant]

Employer said I had to participate in health care and 401K or there would be a penalty......

 

[kinetic]

I was just about ask you if there is something wrong with you, but then you saved yourself. lol

I would refuse some fellatio from a chick with sores on her lips, or if I spotted her pimp hiding in the bushes! lol

 

[hempyninja309]

I would refuse some fellatio from a chick with sores on her lips

I thought that's what they made flavored condoms for???

 

[nevyn]

I would refuse some fellatio from a chick with sores on her lips, or if I spotted her pimp hiding in the bushes! lol

Hey that's an excellent point, damn I wish someone had told me sooner, but even if they did, I would have refused to believe. lol. Ok a bit nerdy sorry.