We do grow in HS

[Impman]

I am going to show you that CO2 bombing is a myth. I will unload a whole tank into a sealed fishtank with a spider mite infested leaf. Just leave that fucking leaf and cO2 with a CAP meter with it for a few hours. The mite will still be alive

 

[rory420420]

I am going to show you that CO2 bombing is a myth. I will unload a whole tank into a sealed fishtank with a spider mite infested leaf. Just leave that fucking leaf and cO2 with a CAP meter with it for a few hours. The mite will still be alive

Cool..I've only read this..the levels have to be 10kppm for an hour.having dabbled in co2(for a friend,not my own grow)I know very little..id imagine this will be a cool experiment if you're gonna do it..you could probably raise the ppm to that level with bakingsoda and vinegar in something small like a fishtank..

 

[rory420420]

Those cap meters are sensitive..while I don't run co2,I have the feature..if I step into the room the level jumps 200ppm or more...

 

[Impman]

ya they are cool. I blow on it and it jumps to like 8000plus or whatever. Thats why I always blow on my plants lol... cough on them too ...

even better, I will get a jar that is big enough for the meter to fit and bomb the leaf.... lol I want to know too. I say it dont work but im curious. You will just uave to take my word for it that it worked or didnt lol... i might be able to video the mite move or it move for like 10 minutes but my camera may not suffice

 

[rory420420]

Like you'd lie to me..lol..so your meter has a probe? My controller has the fuzzy logic system...I think it pulls samples of air into the machine..don't matter..the most expensive part of the controller and I don't use it..blah!

 

[Impman]

Don't probe my fuzzy logic system man!

Uh, it kina looks like a speaker where it senses it. no probe it is the C.A.P. I would send apic but I am high. Can't I just call an exterminator to my home? Its almost legal...will Clark's Pest Control kill my mites?

 

[rory420420]

I have the cap extreme but only use it for the fans and humidity...didn't know/research that you can only run 1500watts of lights thru it without the 'add-ons'...

 

[MrEDuck]

Imp thank you for doing some testing on this. I think a jar big enough for the meter with vinegra and baking soda should work just fine. In a 1L jar you have just under 1/20th of a mol of gas at standard temp and pressure (298K/25C/77F and 1 atmosphere of pressure), so we'll go with 0.05 mol for simplicity's sake. 10,000ppm is 1%, so you need 0.0005 mol of CO2, 1 mol of CO2 has a mass of 44g so you need 0.022 g od CO2 to get that. You get 1 mol of CO2 per mol of NaHCO3 neutralized. NaHCO3 is about 84g/mol iirc which would mean needing 0.042g of NaHCO3 if you got a quantitative yield but some will probably stay in solution. For a proof of concept I'd go with like 0.1g.

I bet in a totally legal environment an exterminator specializing in grows could do very well.

 

[rory420420]

I'm gonna start a growroom maintenece service..well come in,harvest the plants,scrub the empty pots,resivoirs,replace growrocks,wash walls,fumigate,mix dirt,nutrients, ect..and charge an arm and a leg!..lol

 

[MrEDuck]

If you mix dirt that you just need to water you could make a killing. Just water it and watch it grow and we do all of the hard parts.

 

[rory420420]

Like commercialized super soil?

 

[MrEDuck]

Pretty much. Make enough to provide for a few hundred home grows. Import something from France and claim it will add terroir to people's plants or some shit.
Look at the people who made the most off the gold rush, no prospectors names ring out at the front of my mind but everyone knows who Levi Strauss was.

 

[rory420420]

Ill call it 'duck dirt' and get a billy mays ripoff to do t.v. ads at midnight for it..

 

[MrEDuck]

Are you too stupid and lazy to grow your own marijuana but are sick of paying dispensary prices? Pay us a fraction of that that and let us use your closet or spare bedroom! No work required on your part what so ever! Just sit back and watch it grow!

 

[Impman]

Dude, send me a package that includes the soil, lights, everything... all you do is plug it in and put your clone where the X is. I even want the tent to fucking pop up. That's how lazy and dumb I am. And the light better be easy to hang too. That would be bad ass... like a guaranteed set up. They should even include the seed or at least a list of vendors. That way the yield could be almost guarunteed

 

[rory420420]

Extra holiday deal..1 trimmer and 1 hash maker for nothing!! Enter promo code 'lazy head' for your discount!

 

[MrEDuck]

Dude, send me a package that includes the soil, lights, everything... all you do is plug it in and put your clone where the X is. I even want the tent to fucking pop up. That's how lazy and dumb I am. And the light better be easy to hang too. That would be bad ass... like a guaranteed set up. They should even include the seed or at least a list of vendors. That way the yield could be almost guarunteed

We'd do the setup and provide clones.
Dial in a clone with an autodosing res and you could probably set it up amd come back on harvest day. Just need to automate raising the lights.

 

[Impman]

Ya! I don't even want to touch the lights...hehe... maybe the delivery guy can push the pop up button for me too? ahhhh fuck... what is this? what do I do with this man! uhh...sir... that's the plug.... you plug it into the outlet........ ?!! What!? I paid for total automation and now you come at me with this crazy grower's lingo....'plug' 'outlet'...


really though I need a mescaline kit for dummies.... like those old science toys where you just follow 3 steps

 

[MrEDuck]

That's why we have an installer rather than just a delivery guy. Like when you buy nice furniture and they deliver it and put it together for you.

 

[Impman]

these services actually exists in CA on Bud Trader. Growers get 50%... They also have consultant services that set up your grow, construction and all...weed contractors... a lot of grow shops advertise that too. great idea