Recent content by Grandpapy

Happy Birthday!

He's not gonna let Putin have more poverty then he has, no way.

This will be permanent, I had my colon removed about 10 yrs ago but never told my rectum and it has since gone on strike. I'm so looking forward to this, 4 hour bowel movements, a teaspoon at a time has my butt sore! :D I'll be able to take the boat out for fishing, go shopping without using...

I'm so full of shit that in two weeks the Dr's are giving me a external colon! It's life's simple pleasures that make it worth living. Waking without a mess always brings a smile to my face. "Messed up" is a state of mind, the border crossing is where the fun lies.

I fail to see how billionaires are patriotic. 1990: A report on polar icebreaker requirements was prepared, highlighting the need for three polar icebreakers operated by the Coast Guard, plus one ice-capable research vessel.

Under the US Constitution, treason consists of "levying war against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort" Let's hide all these war crimes.

Hard to argue that.

It will be close, I finally got an ok for a colostomy bag scheduled for next month. We'll see, i sure am tired of being tied to a toilet. Not to mention the chemo I might lose. When you run a country like a corporation remember, The customer is the enemy.

As an executive decision in the first 100 days of the first term, "cut the office of pandemic control". I always toss the spare tire of my new car in the trash.

Happy Birthday!

It's amazing how much sh*t will fit in a colon.

When do we start shipping our washers and dryers to Russia?

I'd eat it.

And now Chevron is out in the cold.

What a set up, that's no way to treat an invited guest. Russian tactics.