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Uhg.... Got be up for work in 5 hours and have to do a double shift. Cut my help early. One because we didn't need him, the other had a family issue. Don't mind cutting him. Was only an extra half hour of work without him.

What you do is the next time they're having sex, run into the room while smoking a blunt, and smack your step dad's ass as hard as you fucking can. Then just walk out the room like nothing happened. Bonus points if you're naked and rocking a hard on.

But will eat the glue holding the leaf on in the middle? I'm pretty positive it's glued on. You could see what looks like hot glue built up underneath it. I wish I could get a picture of it, but that's not entirely easy.

I came here from Grass City. They're a bunch of dicks over there. That and I ended up getting cited twice back to back. Once for talking about drugs (gasp), and then again for calling them out on that. Too much censorship, especially coming from a site that revolves predominantly around...

So I'm bored out of my mind and thinking it's time to clean my glassware. Typically I boil them and let them air dry. As of late though I've been smoking mostly blunts and all my pipes haven't seen much use, so I doubt they'll have much resin. Still looking to clean them out. 2 are solid...

lol spores = seeds.

I know that feeling. Everytime I find someone new who smokes it becomes a mission in life to get high with them. Just did shrooms for the first time last week. Best advice is to clear your day and take a lot of them. At least an 1/8th. I only took 2g and barely felt it.

I was in a mosh pit once, and caught an elbow to the mouth. Ended up knocking out my lip ring. Took a second to realise what happened. Felt something weird in my mouth, spit the ring into my hand. Realised I was still in the pit, so I made a fist around the ring so I wouldn't lose it. Finished...

Why do you want to come hang with us. We're all bunch of pot smoking degenerates.

For kush your paying $10 a gram, or $35 an 1/8th For Dank your paying $15 a gram, or $50 an 1/8th. For Regs it's $25 a 1/4, $50 a 1/2, and $100 for an Oz.

oedipus was the first mother fucker.

No, that was the pre-opening training. The head cook and I were changing out the grease traps, and they got jammed, while full. So we had to try and pull the trap out while full of 350 degree oil. You can guess what happened next.

There's this quiet chick at work, that I'm tempted to start calling Ms. Mousy. Seriously she just appears out of nowhere and squeaks when tries to talk to people. I won't do that because she's nice and I think she'd take it as me being mean rather than as a term of endearment. This new kid...

Today was my first day of training on the cookline. literally within my first 30secs on the line I ended up burning my tricep on the oven.

Well, if you went by weight I could count the majority of the girls I slept with twice. Head count... 10 I think?

marijuanista sounds to clinical to me. I prefer potheadista instead.

No, it just says "last chance to fill up your tank."

I don't need to floss. My teeth are gapped enough I can fit my toothbrush in between each one and scrub them individually.

Dawn's dish soap + Diesel = redneck napalm. You can also start a campfire with steel wool and a 9v battery.

When I was a kid, I took apart 5 volcano things, and poured all the powder in this cardboard cup. Well my dumbass, somehow thought it was a good idea to drop a match into this pile fucking gun powder. In my room, at 3am. So I ended up scorching the metal desk, and smoking out my room. I...