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Today I met a homeless man named rich.

So, I picked up 2g's of shrooms today and another 1/8th of dank. Figure take 1g, wait 30min and then take the other half I need more.

and I have all the good ones saved onto my hard drive ;)

I once ended up in the hospital because I gave myself a vodka enema. I got the idea from the show "1000 ways to die". Definitely not my proudest moment. And why the fuck does the hottest nurses on the planet have to be the only ones on that shift that day. You know how hard it is to flirt...

Last thing I said to my manager after I left work was, "I'm going to go home and get high. I'll see you tomorrow." Smoking my dealers latest grow. I saw it while it was curing last weekend. It was beautiful then, and gorgeous now. Clogs my grinder. Have to tear it up by hand first. Got a hell...

I have a sleeve on my left arm, that I've done all myself. It looks horrible. I have some cover up's drawn out, just have priorities over new ink. Honestly most of it can be saved with a touch up by a professional. I also have wings on my back, shoulder to waist. It's just outline work though...

Sounds familiar...

So the other day I'm pulling my pud to porn right. It was some homemade 3some blowjob video or something. Anyway as I'm watching the guy in the video starts getting shitty because the girls were spending too much time jerking him off. Starts telling them to turn off the camera and how he...

whateve's, iz totes about miley cyrus now. britaney spears is so like forever ago bitch. *z snap*

Sometimes. If I want to be stealth about it, I'll pack the first half with wacky tobaccy at the filter, and the rest with regular tobacco. Twist the open end, tear off the filter and enjoy your spliff with a cover smell.

Soo.... I have smoked with 6 cooks, 3 servers, 1 dishwasher, and 3 managers at my new job... and there's suspicion about the 4th.

I usually pack around 10 - 15. I have one of those TOPS hand packer things. You know where you put the tube on, pack in the tobacco, then cock it like a pistol.

I'm showered, I've smoked, I've got my cigarettes made for the night. Just got 20min to kill before I gotta head back to work.

I have about $3 in my wallet. That work for you?

I was high as a fucking kite a while back and my wife sent me to the store to pick up some cleaning BS. It took 3 trips before I got everything, the first time I didn't even go to the right store. The third time I told the cashier "fuck I gotta quit getting high before I got shit to do".

What you do is eat nothing but sprouts for a week. Then eat the seeds. Keep a soil bucket near by and when you gotta go, you got yourself some fresh seeds in fertilizer.

I'm thinking of a letter between 1&3, what color is it?

Yeah, I'll let you know how it goes, if it happens. Probably next time I get a full day or 2 to myself, I'll probably try a 1/2g and see how it goes. Maybe lock myself in my room with my feline buddies for company.