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Well I tried cutting off my leg so I could count the rings on my stump, but the blood loss made it hard to focus.

So my wife and I just had a fun argument. I finally have opportunity where I can start making money as a musician as soon as I get an amp. So I've been searching and searching for the best possible deals to fit my needs and wants and ended up with a budget of around $1,250 or so. $150 for the...

If you have netflix then you have some options. Fairytale is on there. So is attack on Titan. Other suggestions: Kenichi - the mightiest disciple Rosario and the Vampire (for you know, the plot) Heavens lost property was pretty good There's a ton more, but I can't remember all the names. I...

Scrape the pipe clean with a safety pin/paperclip, scrape the bowl clean with a knife. Roll it some kief and smoke it. What else are you supposed to do with it? Waste not want not.

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What is the difference between being religious and being spiritual? Being spiritual means you seek enlightenment. Being religious means you seek reward. Basically meaning that someone who is true in faith, prays and worships for their own enlightenment and guidance where as religious people...

Just took my Jar of pennies to the coinstar, and walked away with $50. Got a 3/4 tank of gas, lunch and still have enough money to pick up a small sac later in the week. Dropping a penny in the jar every time I violate myself was a pretty good idea :)

Charge them while they're in prison. Rank it up to childsupport and back support that they can't pay. Ruin them financially for the rest of their lives and send them back to prison for non-payment.

I wonder if the parents would be willing to pay for therapy that the poor kid is going to need.

haha they tried to promote me to full time management in my first few weeks. I couldn't do it because at the time I had a lot of other stuff on my plate, and working full time became a bit too much to handle... So they promoted me to the Assistant Pricing Manager's position... which came with...

So at work, Wednesdays are when our truck comes in. It's a day where we need a full crew to unload, stock, and back stock all the new merchandise. On average it takes about 10 people on an 8 hour shift to complete (or at least get the bulk of it depending on truck size). Anyway I had to take...

That's what the streets were for. School was were I slept with a text book for a pillow.

My dad used Diesel fuel to wash our hair when we got lice... or kerosene depending on which was cheaper. Belt? mamma would cut the the chord off the TV and the proceed to beat us with that.

When I was 17 I let my friends cut my hair into a Mohawk. Lasted about 3 hours. Long enough for me to come home, and my parents to wonder "what's with the hat" about 15 minutes of struggle later I find myself waking up with my head in a toilet bowl while my dad is running his electric razor to...

Yeah I know that feeling. When I used to smoke 24/7 That was my problem. I'd end up just toking out of habit and not really feeling the effects. Tried regulating myself but I have self control issues.

The entirety of 2013

suuuurrrreeee, he fell. ;)

Whelp, I just smoked the last of my weed in a spliff.... ugh... sobriety's coming.

I used to have a yellow Harly looking mini-bike. Thing was fun as hell to ride, but someone stole it from me. Bastards.

I used to have a brass torch that was shaped like a penis... I actually stole it from my mom after she quit smoking but annnnyyyywaaaayyyyyy...... I also used to have these Tripp Shorts that had a little lighter pocket on the front zipper. I loved them, and living in Texas I wore them A LOT...