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Well no, he certainly wouldn't make a good president or get my vote. But I'm a big fan of his topics/opinions on freedom of choice and education.

I am the internet, don't delete me... gooby pls

nor can you fully delete your rollitup account...

yup! and enough stored bacon grease to cook 1,000 pancakes.

wtf? can it cook bacon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBiJB8YuDBQ

why is there always someone who dislikes one of the few things that make me laugh?

i just want an untainted woman... and it's never going to happen if i keep tainting them all.

i can't tell if i should eat it, or eat it

do your pussy lips hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie em in a knot? can you tie em in a bow?

ehhh, shes got lips for days... big ol' beef curtains.

it's kind of like if jackson pollock had his own show and sat around with other b-list painters and made jokes about michelangelo.

I could give you my brain. edit: penis

i'm brewing up some hot tea and going back out, it's so cold out though. but i gotta get my wishes in now just in case it's cloudy these next few days.

well you better make a wish on one tonight that you get some tender lovin' tomorrow.

i think the bush administration did something to fuck up shooting stars.

i saw ones when i was little that were pretty insane. bright ones that shot across the sky, sometimes 2-3 at a time. and at least 1 every few seconds.

EXPECTATION REALITY

same, and it wet out and i don't have a lounge chair to lay on and look up.