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Oh look! Little peeping poop machines. :p You stay away from my carne. :o

I almost jumped out of my skin. Took me two days to unclench.

Congratulations?

I don't get it. :-|

I think it's another metaphor for his penis...

LOL Going from clueless to clued-in can be a little disconcerting. I had a coworker that always managed to be at the front of the building when I rode up on my bike. I would use the gym facilities at the business which had showers. I showered and changed after biking to work. She was...

We've had pile-ups because of sand storms. Sometimes you have to pull off and wait it out. Everything is covered in grit and it even gets into your food. Once April hits this will all be over.

My neck of the.... umm.... sagebrush?

I've known people that tied them up in a gunny sack with some rocks and threw them in the river.

It's just March. We get really strong winds which whip up sandstorms every year. The sand blankets everything. Blech. I've been cutting up fallen branches for a couple of days now. There have been several trees downed in the area but thank goodness nothing was damaged.

The first time my twin got pregnant I was amazed. I grew up with her and I just couldn't fathom what she was going through. I spent a lot of time with my head on her belly listening to the baby. This is the same person I went frog hunting with and held snakes and horny toads. All of a sudden...

I am so sick of this wind. The sand is getting on everything. :(

Nesting 101 :p

It's the outfit. You're irresistible.

I really don't think that was directed at me. LOL

Would that be a genteel southern drawl? :p

I just want to slap all the taste out of his mouth. He vexes me.

Stats don't lie. Justin. LOL (totally kidding)

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