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I ate all the thanksgiving pies already but I filled the pie pans back up with leftover Halloween candy and covered it up with whipped cream. I'm pretty sure I can blame it on the kids if anyone notices.

Could you make another 15 posts in a row? I had a rather small breakfast this morning and I'm feeling a bit peckish. I could really go for some more of that spam you've been dishing out.

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Thanks. Everyone else seems to think it's hilarious as well. "nobody likes this" It's what everyone was thinking when they read your posts.

Don't make me start liking your posts.;-)

I got turtled for liking people's posts. No easy feat I can assure you.

I tried it and it was very subpar for vape pen. However, it made a very nice dildo in a pinch. What it lacked in length and girth it more than made up for in prostate stimulation. 10/10 would shove up my ass again.

Look at one of your posts I liked and read it out loud. "Nobody likes this" See how that works?

Maybe you should ask him a few hundred more times and Jesus will magically make the convo retroactively have happened.

No thanks. I'd rather not have your meff hands anywhere near any of my orifices.

I'd rather massage my prostate with a cactus.

I say horrible things to everyone all the time but it's the booze talking I swear. Won't you all please like me? I hope you all die horribly.

Don't like my passive aggressive technique?

.bagini.

Is your subwoofer pressed up against your prostate?

This sandbox is full of cat turds and delusions of grandeur and all the toys are broken and smell funny too.

I prefer tentacle hentai videos myself. Not for the fapz but for the lolz.

In my spare time I like to dress up as a Jehovah's witness and go door to door handing out Watch Tower issues with all the inside pages replaced with flat earth conspiracy propaganda.

I think you're only supposed to do that to the Jewish ones.