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That's an awesome story man lol. Reminds me of this one; Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss...

Damn dude...was the oil bottle the only one you could find??? lol Nice bong.

And it's Ice Cream...DUMBASS :mrgreen:

Wha??--- *scans Oh... I meant freezer..... asshole :lol:

Would it surprise you if I told you they serve it's a mexican dish?

Fried Ice Cream is the BIZ-NOMB! Btw it's the crust/breading that protects whatever from melting in the oil. It act's as a barrier and insulator. Fried Ice cream is easy make. The ice cream (traditionally vanilla but whatever you want) should be hard so maybe even scoop it first and put it back...

Not the cure for morning wood... it's too early for this shit :lol: *runs quick

Roses are so passee :lol: And don't think I don't love you kuroi, I do! You're just a little young for me *mwah Happy Valentine's Day munequita.

you can change the settings to where you don't get a copy every time you respond to someone so your 'sent' box doesn't fill up.

This is to my girl ML75...still haven't forgot about ya.

fuck Valentine's day....

What would you say if it was directed at you? :???: lol I hope it didn't come off as confrontational. The first sentence was to you and the rest was to the guy :mrgreen:

That may very well be, but I can get past the first few words to detect a personality. I'm not hatin dude, you seem like a cool dude by how you initially reacted to the criticism, all I said was I couldn't read it. I don't care how smart you are or aren't and I don't think the way you type on...

Since my first grow February of last year I had four crops; an outdoor and three indoors. My outdoors crops were unremarkable. Business as usual, but I have experience growing outdoors. It's the indoor crops I'm noticing a problem with. You see, I live in a part of the country where humidity is...

You finally going to sleep??? lol What is it 15 of 6? You're a nut girl

I swear I wanna get out of the car and strangle at a red light, anyone I see texting while driving.

Unreadable. Punctuation and pargraphs dude, damn.

I wonder if you guys have heard of the new restaurant in Las Vegas known as the Heart Attack Grill. Where every customer over 350 pounds eats for free, burgers are the single, double, triple or quadruple bypass burger, and the fries, fried in lard, are all-you-can-eat. Want something to drink...

Damn glad to see you homie :lol: Where've you been?

Sorry...that's my sense of humor. I don't think you're a cunt. If it makes you feel better, I wouldn't call a woman a cunt out of anger unless she did something really terrible like cheap on me or something like that. My favorite type of girl is a strong independent woman with a sassy attitude...