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I guess it depends on what movie you download. Apparently Asian Booty 9 is some serious cinema work.

Woooooooooooooooooh. He was an illegal mexican that was good at downloading movies. Never meant it was because he was mexican. I was saying he was illegal to make the point that all the legal info was put on me because we couldn't use his name for anything. It was never meant to be racially...

You all want fat girls gone skinny, they still suck dick like they're fat :D

Hmm Im not a good guesser. Your gonna just have to come out with it :D Im really curious haha i've always thought I could!

Well when I smoke a blunt I like to smoke it fast. I've never smoked one all alone, done it with a friend though. You should make a roach hitter those are fun. Take a big 2 liter bottle and cut a small hole somewhere that the blunt can snuggly fit into, then place a carb hole. Suck suck suck...

Dear GOD 420God. that is the cutest damn thing I eva seen! I almost ran over 3 baby foxes on a exit eating some thrown out fast food yesterday, and I was like OUHHH CUTEST THING I'VE SEEN IN AGES. But this little baby doe takes the cake. I hope all goes well for you! Me and my dad found a...

You should smoke out of glass if you want it to last longer! Papers are a waste if you think that way..shits always burning!

FUCK gasprices exboyfriends drugdealers having your best friend in the entire world tell you they love you THE DAY you get together with someone else. FUCK ME :(

Sometimes the buildup of faking an orgasm actually brings me to one XD I just gotta give it a little push in the right direction. Anyways just because I didn't orgasm doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it, but men don't realize that, so I just do it to make things easier :) Always thought I could...

I ONLY READ THE OP OP. I just got SUED FOR THIS SHIT, so WATCH OUT!! Get this: My old roommate used to download shit. He was an illegal mexican he was good at it. One day I get a letter from Verizon stating that a specific lawyer firm was asking for my information because I "stole" a...

This thread is great. Fucking love it. Im a total freak and if im with my man all day we'd have sex between 4-5 times. Doggy style is the best :D And G-Spot orgasms are nothing compared to rubbing your clit, IMHO. I've also faked many many manyyyy orgasms in my life. The secret to MY...

Ah yes, men love head. I enjoy doing it because I enjoy pleasuring my man. It keeps him happy and its such a simple task :D

Woh woh now, it doesn't have to be a monster! Id run for life from anything resembling a hairspary bottle. Oh I don't know, maybe I just like it rougher than most women ;)

The ball hit the tape of the net, bounced off the pole holding the net back into play on the opponents court which in sense landed her the point. Wow luck if i've ever seen it. Its polite to apologize like Kim did after doing that because theres no reason she should have won that point. Cool...

Does size matter? Absolutely. Length can be sacrificed for width but not too much. I've had good sex with smaller guys but the bigger guys always top it. If you got nothing to work with there's not much you can do :lol:

He was a great addition to the RIU community and ill miss his PMs and sweet words.. also he's goofy as hell if you didn't notice. I miss himmm :( I'm very sad I haven't been around to see what happened but all I know is that he should be remembered!

In Memory of StonedPony<3 The legend, the man. We miss you. http://youtu.be/iYrRAc9BtY8 Smoke some in his honor

I used alcohol with my grinder. Soaked it for like 20 minutes then rinsed it with hot water and scrubbed on it. From what i know oxygen causes rust which is why water makes metal rusty, but I dont think the alcohol will. Just make sure you scrub it clean and dry it well when its done and...

<3 Randy Savage

Thank you!!!! I've been there, best place in the world. I miss it so much! Houseboat dreamin' <3