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Can’t believe he’d dis the Dorito. So low. Even the aliens bring cases of Original Flavor Doritos home. ET phone home, and the wife says bring back Fucking Doritos. retired griller says these things to get to the front of the anal probe line

He’s insane. Literally. In addition to being a dumb ass

Wow. You’ve shown yourself to be a really boring idiot, kid. You should work on that or you’re going to wind up staying in your moms basement and girls won’t talk to you.

Lol.

Those guys always blow their diet when they get here

Definitely aliens. They’re trying to fit in. good luck with the probing

Aliens can fix that shit up sweet. They’re good at that

You could Uber for the aliens

He’s just a kid. Gotta cut him some slack I guess

Many many. He’s a conspiracy theorist in the first order and unfortunately lends credence to the whole nonesense

These flat earthers are so clearly mentally ill. Sort of disturbing that they’re out there

I think it’s a mucus snorting issue.

Well that explains his irritation

Do you suppose Joey was probed? He sounds a little probed...

Good old tech. Parachutes must have been around their advanced culture for millions of years. Nice to know they still work. Like Kleenex. I bet there’s Kleenex on board

I wonder if Joey’s UFO has seatbelts. ?

I’m sorry to hear that

Covid makes people soooo irritable

Some refuse to wear masks. Others refuse to stop beheadings

You’re still having your tantrum. Your therapist talked to you about this just last week. Get the emergency doobie out and light it. Before you get worse