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Nothing beats iced cold Fiji Spring water, Listerine? eccchhhhh!

"A penis reduction, I'm so sick of getting turned down because it's too big! " I have a prosthetic foreskin made from Black Forest Ham, I regret that move.

Don't forget Rick Perry, he's a racist asshole, and their prison system is a death/execution machine. Oh yeah it's easy to create jobs when your state is full of oil wells and military bases. Lotta pissed off losers down there cause Obama won a second term too. The only good thing about Texas is...

I like a woman that chews gum and talks dirty while she's getting effed.

Does anyone remember Cheba Cheba, it was dark moldy weed that sold in dime bags (enuff for 2 joints) ,tasted earthy not a treated taste but it was the best weed I've ever had to this day. Effin TRIP WEED,this is circa 1972 also Thai sticks were abundant back then as well. For as ugly as Cheba...

DST sucks when you're in jail, even an hour added to your sentence is too much! On the other hand when you turn the clocks back you get released an hour early,hmmm

I got the old hand held one, time to upgrade, range from 100g to .01g works for me.TIA

I'm stoned all the time, pot makes me realize it. I'm 59, retired at 53, own my own home, car and motorcycle, and happily divorced! I retired from journalism, but in my private life I'll never put a camera down. I always did things my way and have no regrets.

It sucks,too scripted, sick of bud porn, etc. I just wanted those police choppers to take an RPG, fucking misfit criminal pigs.

I used to be president of Moeshas fan club .

Never break more than one law at a time.

It's too bad the pols always get us into BS wars,I support the troops but not most pols.The Gulf of Tonkin was the WMD excuse for Viet Nam

Taylor Swift should do heroin to write better songs

I be clipped and I couldn't walk for a year!

I have a degree in Calcium Anthropology; the study of milk men.

Allman Brothers Band- Live At Fillmore East

Saw Johnny Winter last week, last time was 1971 with Redbone and the Allman Brothers in Philly. Though he sits to play he is still killer and his other guitarist (Paul Nelson) is awesome too.The venue was kinda upscale (no smoking) so I ate 2 brownies made from my home grown bud and drank a hot...

FUCK all these employers, what they want is some one 20 years old with a hundred years experience that will work for low wages the rest of their life with no benefits. ARM THE UNEMPLOYED !!!!!!!

Gov't mule !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Nuthin sez White Trash lick a neck tattoo