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...when they ask, should I declare the 'crack in my ass'?

I am a man. Fired my first real weapon today. And then I fired another. Mossburg 835 Ultimag pump action. Didn't even know the fuckers were legal here. Learned to 'combat load' and everything. Next up was a mid 60's vintage side-by-side, lighter, prettier and waaay kickier. Actually faster to...

I dropped the ball...

I heard an old boy the other day describing a piece of knackered farm equipment as: "as much use as tits on a bull." Another gentleman, whilst expressing that he didn't agree entirely with a statement made to him offered: "Well, now. I wouldn't tie my donkey to it, but..." I also like...

Every Christmas I drink stuff that I usually don't. Christmas brings out the exotic in people. Last night I laid into this fine bottle of port. I wonder what I'll guzzle today...?

It must be Christmas. Well. I say dog. She might be a gerbil cross. It's gonna need a name until I find the owner or my own dogs eat it. Any ideas? I was thinking Warhead.

@Commander Strax Only just noticed, so I thought I'd wish you well!

@Yessica... 's back!!! That is all. Thank you.

One2, one2.... So on Fungus' request, I started this new thread. Don't know where its gonna go, Guess it may well end up dead. Shoot, homies...

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Could I have confirmation of the correct procedure members need to follow if the wish to be considered for award of this trophy? Obviously it is not a system generated trophy such as the point/post related awards. What evidence is required, and to whom and how should it be submitted? Should...

@bradburry m.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24

There are many things you wouldn't want your kids to watch on TV. Likewise, there are many things that seem fine at first, but in hindsight...not so much. There are films and programs with hidden adult content, or adult jokes hidden in the subtext. Captain Pugwash was rife with filth...

That's DON'T ask me anything. You'll get nothing out of me , ya hear?!?

Well, I've got the lurgy. Snot, throat, misery. Lucky I have a silver bullet. You will need: Honey Whisky Fresh chillies Lemon juice Job number one. Set yourself up a wee ban Marie and put some honey in it. Lovely. All melty. Chillie time! Chop up some chillies, as many as you think you can...

Thanks to Uncle Buck's winter thread these worthless longhairs have been flagged up in my conciseness, so I feel it's time to lay down some thruths about these pompous rock lovers. In fact, fuck the truths, I'll just rant a bit. There's these big old rocks in the south west of England. Some...

It's St Andrews day, so put on a skirt, eat horse food, sit on a spikey plant with no pants on, paint yourself blue, drink a can or 6, headbutt somebody, be ginger and take smack to forget about the rain. Congratulations! You're Scottish!

We, the people, the 'rollers of it up', the voice of this forum, demand the return of Rep. Yes, we first demanded our 'likes' back. We got them. Thanks and all, but now we're disenfranchised. We must have back our Rep. We demand, we deserve it. We need it. Thank you. That is all.

I'm a positive guy, but sometime I just don't like something. And sometimes, not liking something isn't enough. I want to DISLIKE it. So.... Dislike button please. Promise I won't abuse it.