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I didn't really read the article, only skimmed through it, but as long as it tastes the same and is somewhat healthy then I'm cool with it. it doesn't really gross me out anymore than thinking of them butchering the fuck out of a cow.

Grats man, that sounds awesome lol

The thing that irritates me the most is people who talk about their religion all the time or try to force it on me. why can't they just keep their religion private?

Hits from the bong by cypress hill and pretty much any bob marley/good reggae I normally listen to rap but reggae relaxes me when I'm high

Dude if you have a 4 year college degree, are around 6 feet, and shit like that you can donate sperm for 500-600 dollars each time

Don't use a q-tip if you have a fuck ton of wax, it'll push it towards your eardrum and you'll be dizzy as fuck. Just go to the doc and have them drain it out.

Holy fuck that's genius

Dude they're funded by the tobacco and alcohol industries so people will still buy their products instead of smoking pot, which is way better for your health and being high is way better than being drunk

Lol sorry but I have to ask this, why do you type "Like This" it seems like it'd take like 10 minutes to type a post Btw I got high the first time Edit: I remember my friend didn't get high his first time smoking but the second time he was baked

Every time I see this commercial I wonder what your little sister would have worth stealing This seems more like a commercial for crack heads and alcoholics not potheads

Yeah harmful if swallowed was pretty good but yeah he's a terrible actor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68qliyw108c That's the shitty one I was talking about, that jokes pretty decent though

Dane cook was terrible at the beginning of his career. He's pretty good now but he's too overrated. Edit: Forgot about rodney carringot, he's my favorite red neck comedian

Yeah, colbert's a little bit funnier than john stewart but he's a douche. Edit: just noticed that nick dupaolo or h/e you spell his name is on the artie lange roast, that guy kicks ass

Yeah south parks pretty kick ass. South park, the daily show/colbert report and stand up specials are the only thing worth watching on comedy central, and they only play that shit after 8:00. Everything before it is repeats and crappy movies. And yeah GT, I saw beer league the other day and it...

Yeah it'd be funny if they roasted artie lange but he's not really at roasting status, but neither is larry the cable guy. But yeah, the roast was kinda lacking but it was still funnier than most of the shit they play on comedy central.

Anyone watch it? I was expecting gary busey to get torn the fuck up but he did pretty well

Lol steven wright's probably the worst comedian ever, it's amazing people like him I have too many favorite comedians, comedy's pretty much all I watch Some of my favorites - Dave chappelle Kyle cease Mike berbiglia Greg geraldo Katt williams (only if it's uncut, he's not funny on cable cuz...

He should've said he only deals to his close friends, he probably wouldn't even be in this situation if he said that

I hate blunts, plus most of the people around here who smoke them are posers

This is probably the worst pun you'll ever hear in your life but it really happened - I was at my friends house and his plant was leaking yellow liquid. I said "what's it gonna do next? soil itself?" I couldn't pass up making the corniest fucking joke/pun ever