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Swapping some paint and denting some doors with my friends at the local dirt track. YA.... Baby....RIGHTOUS SHIT YA.

Try the trade in program at your local police station.. LOL They will take it I'm sure of that.

Oh, yea?? Try some (select brand) sugar free, 50% less fat rocky road ice cream. Fucking nasty ass shit... I sipped some caster oil just to get that awful taste out of my mouth...

Eat healthy, work out, take vitamins.......... DIE ANYWAY.. I'm here for a good time, not a long time..

Started my second semester going for associates degree for Human Resource Manager.

Great advice, My visions in a mirror were at best.... magical...... Acid was the reason concerts were invented.. Rush.. What a band..

Be happy with the simple life and who you are. After all, you came with nothing and you will leave with a nice set of clothes.

The duke said it all... Life is tough.. And it's tougher if your stupid.. John Wayne.

Doobie Doober, All I hear is your disrespect of your family and your bias against "Fat" people". That isn't cool bro. I'm a big dude and I've smoked more than you've seen after 30 years of tokin it up. If you want to tat yourself up and piercings what would I care?? Even being "fat" I'm still...

You fucked up big time letting them or anyone know you grow. Man up, and tell them they need to pay to play.. I grow organic with Subcool's "supersoil" That is the shit too.. I know all the work ( and care) it takes to grow just 10 plants. 6 hours of watering, inspecting for problems, powdery...

Know where the cameras are??? Why would you sell anywhere you know they have cameras, is on state property and If you car is in the parking lot it is subject to search????

WORDZ... Yea, I see it worked for you.. LOL...... What a great plan, You watch to much M-TV programs and rap videos..

If worse comes to worst kicking thier ass will only cost you trouble. If you want to go to jail for assault, play the probation game,( no Toking) and have a felony assault charge, lose your gun rights ( if your a big hunter like me) Then by all means do something stupid. If your really smart you...

As I stated before as far as punishment. Put some shit in a bag and after they step in it tell them " I see you found some of my shit, now where is the rest of it asshole.

The I loan my tools if you loan your wife or girlfriend policy ALWAYS works for me, if you want free go get some government cheese or something. I've delt for over 9 years ( Never been caught either). Sell to friends only. NEVER front ANYTHING for free dudes. Something of value as a hold is the...

If you like the dark meat then tell your family to eat at the other end of the buffet table. Me, I'm a white guy married to a knockout hispanic babe for 23 years. Our daughter is a zebra.. LOL... Never a problem in either side of our families. If there would have been I'd tell my family to...

Based on my quality lab experience, I feel I'm qualified to analyse the product through my "highly" sensitive producer lungs. They work just like a centerfuge. So... send it to me, I'll give it a spin and I'll be able to tell you for sure my friend ;) No problem..... LMAO

If you really want to know for sure. Lick his dick and if it tastes like shit, He is gay... But, if you do or don't taste any shit... you are gay... lol... Andrew Dice Clay said it best. "He turned gay"???... What the fuck ? You wake up one morning and think to yourself holy shit that guy has...

Some things don't even need an answer. My eyes got red from grilling some burgers. Yo I'm not going to smoke the ashes from the grill either.

AHHH.. Yea...???? Crush up your seeds in a vise and hit that shit too. Maybe add some parsley as well and wash it down with model glue as well....