10 Things I/We Want To Know About Women

IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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1. why must you go to the bathroom in pairs?---- i dont. listening to others people pee is creepy. i dont even pee in public.
2. if asked if you look fat, whats the right answer?----i wont ask a question i dont want an answer to!!!
3. why is it you cannot kill your own damn bugs?----its goes back to prehistoric times. thats a later story.
4. why shave your eyebrows off and then paint them on?---huh??
5. is having boobs as much fun as we think?--More. Balls look fun, theyre so jiggly and happy. Are they?
6. can we have sex?--we could, but we're not going to :D
7. why the fuck not ? ---because i said so
8. when you ask how many women we have been with... whats the right answer?---WHY would a girl ask that!? seriously. dont ask dont tell.
9. which is the real myth: female orgasm or female intuition? C, all of the above
10. see number 6----no!
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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Pizip said:
1.Maybe to trade dresses or check makeup
2.Say yes and then wrap your arms around her waist and say "thats the way i lke it"
3.Just to make sure you get the MF.
4.You can draw different designs that look awesome.
5.They get less tender as we grow.
6.If you promise not to make me say your name.lol
7.huh?
8.Braging would be bad so just say 2
9.female orgasm
10.iunno













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ok you got my attention.
trade dresses. thats a new one. can we hang out friday. lol.

is this in case you dont like the guy youre talking to, and your friend does?
he's drunk, you switch clothes, he doesnt notice he just zeroes in on your friends boobs,which are now in the dress that you were wearing when you were sitting next to him so he thinks shes you?

i love it.
 
Pizip

Pizip

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IPokeSmot said:
ok you got my attention.
trade dresses. thats a new one. can we hang out friday. lol.

is this in case you dont like the guy youre talking to, and your friend does?
he's drunk, you switch clothes, he doesnt notice he just zeroes in on your friends boobs,which are now in the dress that you were wearing when you were sitting next to him so he thinks shes you?

i love it.
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Yeah that's how it goes.:hump:
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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i love it. thats ingenius. usually i just make her go to the bathroom and call me pretending to be my housekeeper or something. "oh my house is on fire will you please excuse us".
but THAT. is great.
 
AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

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my balls are fuckin great..only problen is sometimes their to big an sweat alot...but i got a question of my own..why is it the only girls who like to get fucked in the ass is porn stars i mean my wife bitchs an bitchs when i talk of jackhammerin her tight pink butthole..
 
Gygax1974

Gygax1974

Just some idiot
I like them, can't say that they really give me any sensation unless I get kicked there then they hurt bad. It is kinda neat that they contract in the cold and hang out in the heat. I would think boobs are more fun....:mrgreen:
 
Zekedogg

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
dude me and my wife make are own porn.....my wife is great to me and its because im great to her in return....you get what you give.....women are unique and have certain needs....trust me:spew:
 
AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

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i get to do it every once inwhile..but its only when she's xtra drunk i think one of these times ill just slip her half a sleepin pill next time,is that what you meant by speacial needs cause that i can do...speakin of your wife how is she that looked like it hurt..lol...j/k..
 
Zekedogg

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
the small things that we as "men" have a hard time doing are the things women appreciate us doing.

For instance when you first get involved with someone you tend to pamper them and then all off a sudden it just dissappears...if ya know what im sayin. women love attention and need it all the time, especially from their significant other. me and my wife have such a great relationship I couldn't see myself any happier, unless I had 2 or more of her.:hump:
 
GoodFriend

GoodFriend

Lumberjack
balls are fun
sept a bit too tender in my book... i dunno, my biggest vulnerabliiy in many ways for sure...

and az... just think of it... would you like somethng the size of your cock being rammed up YOUR ass?

personally, i wouldn't, so i can completely understand her side (though that doesnt stop me from askin, lol)
 
frankiejay

frankiejay

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1. why must you go to the bathroom in pairs?

so we can talk about you.

2. if asked if you look fat, whats the right answer?

No, and if she responds with "you're just saying that" say, "you're not fat [insert girl she hates] is FAT".

3. why is it you cannot kill your own damn bugs?

That's what you're around for.

4. why shave your eyebrows off and then paint them on?

Wha? who does this?

5. is having boobs as much fun as we think?

Much much much more.

6. can we have sex?

no

7. why the fuck not ?

because I said so

8. when you ask how many women we have been with... whats the right answer?

Ooooh shakey ground here. Best way to answer this is to avoid the question and tell her that she's the sweetest/sexiest/beautiful-est girl you've ever been with.

9. which is the real myth: female orgasm or female intuition?

oh female orgasm's DO exist, but you've got to do her right

10. see number 6

no means no.
 
Plato Is Boring

Plato Is Boring

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i guess there is only one thing i'd like to know: why is it every time ben affleck releases a shitty movie i have to go see it? And then when i say it was no good i've got to listen to a fifteen minute speech about how daredevil has changed your life.
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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See Im a Billy Bob Thorton girl woman myself. Totally sick, i know, but damn he is just fuckin hot IMO. I think its only cuz he always plays an asshole.
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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And I love it. How every female that answered, said boobs were more fun. Boobs boobs boobs boobs. If only everyone could have a pair for a day...I think we would have one day of peace on earth. (and alot of males locked away in front of mirrors)
 
frankiejay

frankiejay

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booobs are awesome. They're jiggly, they're squishy, and if you expose enough of them, you can get anything you want. :-D

speaking of guys who are good at playing assholes, James Spader is the shit. <3 !
 
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