1000 Things to do while stoned

mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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1422. walk by and pick up my socks off the floor, that the dog thinks is so funny to run around and tear up. then smack him with said socks while he is sleeping to be an asshole. startle innocent dog out of his slumber with sock weapon. laugh at him and step on his sharp ass raggedy nylabone and think ouch that fuckin hurt. go sit down and laugh about irony. look down 5 minutes later and see my toe bleeding and learn a life lesson. being an assshole wil be returned ten fold lol.
 
VansStoner1748

VansStoner1748

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mastakoosh said:
1422. walk by and pick up my socks off the floor, that the dog thinks is so funny to run around and tear up. then smack him with said socks while he is sleeping to be an asshole. startle innocent dog out of his slumber with sock weapon. laugh at him and step on his sharp ass raggedy nylabone and think ouch that fuckin hurt. go sit down and laugh about irony. look down 5 minutes later and see my toe bleeding and learn a life lesson. being an assshole wil be returned ten fold lol.
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bahahahahaha
 
7cotton7

7cotton7

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329. eat pussy
330. fuck pussy
331. give a pearl neckolace
332.pack the bong
333. loose the bong
334. sleep
335. just chill
 
Zerotilt

Zerotilt

Active Member
1430. eat pussy
1431. fuck pussy
1432. give a pearl neckolace
1433.pack the bong
1434. loose the bong
1435. sleep
1436. just chill

Not sure where you got your numbers from 7cotton7, went ahead and corrected it for you.
 
B

Bangers999

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1440 Take the fish for a walk
1441 put the croc out for the night
1442 dee fle the turtle
1443 dance with a panda
1445 shave my ears
1446 ask myself why i shaved my ears
1447 drink strange flavor juice (question stone)
1448 stone seems ok (it was just me)
1449 see small robin type bird outside (gets my attention)
1450 time has past more weed soon on the menu
 
motoracer110

motoracer110

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1451. answer other peoples phones
1452. eat some Cheetos
1453. eat some bbq spare ribs and wash that down with a nice cold Budweiser
 
J

JGkcu

Active Member
1454- smoke some more!
1455- scream your loudest and get you high friends to join in
1456- make crazy animal calls with friends
1457- bust a flow yo
1458- relax and forget all worries
 
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