3 wishes

Indacouch · Sep 16, 2016

Fuck the no toilet paper wish I posted above I'd rather weed grew manicured perfectly no trimming involved .......I'm trading my wish ass wipe for weed growing manicured .......my ass hole and my hands will appreciate the trade ....

dannyboy602 · Sep 16, 2016

wish I could find me a nice bottom boy to spoil.
wish I had a brand new Harley cruiser.
wish I had a few more years in my twenties.

Aeroknow · Sep 16, 2016

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good

ttystikk · Sep 16, 2016

I wish that Hill & Chump both die of simultaneous heart attacks while dry humping one another.

Is that three?

Aeroknow · Sep 16, 2016

@bu$hleaguer

Indacouch · Sep 17, 2016

ttystikk said:
I wish that Hill & Chump both die of simultaneous heat attacks while dry humping one another.

Is that three?

You should get four wishes for being so damn clever .....I could see it now Hillary dry humping Donald dump from behind and her old sweaty balls swinging out of control
....and then they die ....ya I like that

qwizoking · Sep 17, 2016

Aeroknow said:
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good

The last couple posts by you make me sick.

Why are you so poetic?
Can you speak less eloquently?

StonedFarmer · Sep 17, 2016

Vnsmkr said:
a peasant lmao....ok here's one...just one wish to tell people like you to go fuck yourself...oh wait, I already do that

Hit him where it hurts.

Tell him he enjoys mandarin scented shampoo

Trust me. That will give u the upper hand

He hates thay smell

qwizoking · Sep 17, 2016

StonedFarmer said:
Hit him where it hurts.

Tell him he enjoys mandarin scented shampoo

Trust me. That will give u the upper hand

He hates thay smell

https://www.amazon.com/Every-Man-Jack-Citrus-Scrub/dp/B005083YGY

Do it

qwizoking · Oct 15, 2016

Go away

ralfee · Oct 15, 2016

qwizoking said:
Go away

Dayum qwiz, why you gotta be like that?

qwizoking · Oct 15, 2016

ralfee said:
Dayum qwiz, why you gotta be like that?

Why don't you just put your real name as your location or something

ralfee · Oct 15, 2016

qwizoking said:
Why don't you just put your real name as your location or something

What do you mean by that? Do you wanna kill me?

qwizoking · Oct 15, 2016

What?
How did you get that

No I'm pretty indifferent honestky

ralfee · Oct 15, 2016

qwizoking said:
What?
How did you get that

No I'm pretty indifferent honestky

I still don't understand, do you hate me? Do you wanna murk me?

qwizoking · Oct 15, 2016

The opposite of love is not hate but indifference

lokie · Oct 16, 2016

mr sunshine · Oct 16, 2016

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

qwizoking · Oct 16, 2016

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

fandango · Oct 16, 2016

I wish my dick was as long as my balls

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