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mr j2

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A little story...
So I smoked a joint today around 1 with a buddy but then had to go to work at 3. I leave and I'm crusin along and then go to merge on a highway. The f*cker in front of me is going slow as sh*t and I can't stand being stuck behind slow drivers. Nobody is on the highway (when I looked) and nobody was behind me. So I cut across the lines (way before the merging lane was over) and flew past this guy. I look in the rearview mirror after I pass him and see a cop just at the top of a small hill. I wasn't sure if he was close enough to see what happened and so I just hit the brakes to slow down (I was doing 80 when I looked--the speed limit is 55). Then the cop turns his lights on and pulls me over. Mind you I'm still a little high and I also had weed on me. I roll down the window and he gives me a few words of advice.. "It's everyone's road", "you can't be doing that", "the speed limit is 55 on all the highways", etc. Well I put on my little act that I'm sorry and make the impression that I'm usually a law abiding citizen and talk to him for a second and he goes back to his car and sits in there calling it in, typing stuff in the computer, and probably checking my record. Well..I have no record! (I've been pretty lucky). Anyway, literally twenty minutes later he comes out and hands me back my stuff, gives a few more words of advice, and then just says "Have a nice day sir". He ended up just giving me a warning wo! I was so relieved since I needed money to buy another ounce and wouldn't be able to afford it if I got a ticket. And I'm still goin' strong with my clean record!

So post some stories about close calls with cops or any experiences you've had with "nice" cops :peace::blsmoke:
 

smokingbot

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Dude unless you have a zip on you and glass pipes there is no reason you should ever get caught.. especially with a joint.. I would eat that up so fast, and any chronic if I knew I was getting fucked... I'm surprised you didn't get the " smells like marijuana in here", "step out of the car please", "can I check you for any weapons for my safety, "have you been smoking marijuana today"... Or my favorite.. "what's that, you got dope in your pocket" lol
 

MyNameIsHead

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omg
i cant even tell you how many times a cop just walked up to me and started patting me down without saying shit
the look on their face is so funyn when i start saying laws and statutes and shit like that by heart that they cant touch me
 

mr j2

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Dude unless you have a zip on you and glass pipes there is no reason you should ever get caught.. especially with a joint.. I would eat that up so fast, and any chronic if I knew I was getting fucked... I'm surprised you didn't get the " smells like marijuana in here", "step out of the car please", "can I check you for any weapons for my safety, "have you been smoking marijuana today"... Or my favorite.. "what's that, you got dope in your pocket" lol
Haha yea I was nervous as f*ck. I had papers in my pocket, a lighter, eye drops, and a dime bag (with weed). I did bake out the car two days ago but I just got a new air freshener so it didn't really smell. I'm a pretty good liar/actor though so I think I played off the situation pretty well. And there is just something about me that makes people not want to get me in trouble or confront me about anything. I swear, it's strange. But it also makes me more paranoid sometimes because I think people know I'm high but don't want to confront me. That cop killed my buzz :evil:
 

MyNameIsHead

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oh man its sooooo easy to get out of trouble with cops
all you have to do is be polite and act like a little bitch and goody goody
i work at a restaurant so obviously we smoke weed there and we often get cops coming in and we have been about 10 feet away out back smoking weed lol
 

firebrand18rjr

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fuck cops. there should be no reason to be nervous at all anytime . so stop bein lil bitches and havin yer heart pound when you see lights. just think of them as being your bitch. a good state of mind when dealing with cops is to think your a cuban drug lord and noone can touch you. just never ever ever ever drive around with product on you. as long as you can follow that rule your fine.
 

MyNameIsHead

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well then dude there is no reason to have a drug lord attitude if you never carry drugs on you...
i agree dont bring product with you places but generally cops are there to help us so i dotn treat them like shit
 

smokingbot

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fuck cops. there should be no reason to be nervous at all anytime . so stop bein lil bitches and havin yer heart pound when you see lights. just think of them as being your bitch. a good state of mind when dealing with cops is to think your a cuban drug lord and noone can touch you. just never ever ever ever drive around with product on you. as long as you can follow that rule your fine.
I take it you have never sat in a cell, it's not fun..
 

mr j2

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I wasn't nervous like a little bitch. I was nervous because 1) I was a little high 2) I had weed on me 3) I didn't want to have to pay a huge ticket. I had confidence and was polite but I'm not going to act like a drug lord..?
 

firebrand18rjr

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wow you took all the wrong way . and yes i have done time . 30 days felony deilvery of herb , and numerous probation violations, assault. its not good to assume.
 

smokingbot

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wow you took all the wrong way . and yes i have done time . 30 days felony deilvery of herb , and numerous probation violations, assault. its not good to assume.

What am I assuming? No one should be proud of doing time.. I'm not, worst days of my life..
 

MyNameIsHead

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omg court is the worst thank god all i had was community service
i had to do two weeks of boot camp for breaking into an elementary school when i was 10 and trashing it and i had community service for battery when i was 16
 

smokingbot

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Community service is really lame.. I did 150 hours at a retail thrift store once.. It was pretty legit cause I just got stoned and fucked around with shit in the store.. I stole this nice ass camera, some jeans haha Sold the camera on ebay..
 

MyNameIsHead

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yeah i wish i got to do the goodwill like my friend did for gta
but no i had to clean up a fucking horse stable
it was like an hour of work and the rest of the time we were getting stoned and talking about shit like you find in the anarchist cookbook
 

drobro23

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after me and my 5 niggas smashed 4 bottles of E&J one night my one dude started trippin and tryna fight his 16 yr old brother so being the good friends we are we tried to get him out of that situation and out of his house so we got in my friends big black cadilac and left we got 3 blocks and got pulled over tha cops searched the car i had my bowl in my pocket they had like 8 cop cars for me and 3 other people comes down to it

we all got underages
they asked who had the weed we said we didnt know what they were talking about
and they told us to call a ride and let us all go home..... got lucky haha
 

imrichbitch

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ive rolled around with sum stuff, as long as your car does'nt reek of it, and u can keep ur im not stoned face :)) you should be fine seriously, if a cop doesn't smell it he has no reason 2 look for it, and also keep a clean vehicle on the inside cop's generally want too search dirty vehicle's if u seem a lil suspicious. i.e my cousin's husband was a cop ironicaly ive talked to him about this stuff, he also said if u have a lockabel glove box keep it in there, if there's a lock on it they can't search it unless they call in a warant but they won't usually cause that takes a while.
 

Irishcrx

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My house got raided last year, was upstairs with my housemate smoking a spliff when next thing there's a huge bang downstairs and shouting, the two of us are sitting there whacked when about 6 cops come in to the room and drag us down and start tearing the house apart and questioning is, I was trying to be calm but I couldn't stop laughing, then they started calling us low life potheads who had no future and asking us where we were hiding all "The gear" I explained I don't do drugs and have a full time job. I gave them what hash I had which was about a ten spot and they took details and left in a huff not finding anything, had to go to court a few month's later got off with a fine, dead lucky I wasn't growing I reckon someone tipped them off.
 

panhead

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I take it you have never sat in a cell, it's not fun..
Ya got that shit right,i used to have a good attitude about LEO until i went through the system twice,a guy might get lucky & have a cop be nice to them one time then get his ass stomped the next time around,its the luck of the draw with cops.
 

Pizzzh

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Dude unless you have a zip on you and glass pipes there is no reason you should ever get caught.. especially with a joint.. I would eat that up so fast, and any chronic if I knew I was getting fucked... I'm surprised you didn't get the " smells like marijuana in here", "step out of the car please", "can I check you for any weapons for my safety, "have you been smoking marijuana today"... Or my favorite.. "what's that, you got dope in your pocket" lol

i watched a cops where a dude tried to eat a blunts worth of weed.. You ever tried it?? It ain't easy. trying to eat it might not be the greatest idea unless the car already smells like weed.
 
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