8 simple rules for selling cannabis

Antidisestablishmentarian · Oct 6, 2013

I think it should be nine.

9. Pay your taxes. You know, so the IRS doesn't get ya.

Someacdude · Oct 6, 2013

This would have been a good topic without all the pp measuring as usual.

Im going with
1 dont do anything illegal
2 pay your taxes or have them set aside , thats how they will shut people down, follow the rules , if your in a legal state just ,,,follow the rules.

UncleBuck · Oct 6, 2013

Auburn1985 said:
Wow, you made a spelling error in your post...which is what you normally fault others for...

I don't sell, so I won't go to prison, stupid fucking union functionary asshole....

a dispensary owner in my town was busted (his prices were too high) and he got probation. he was selling pounds daily.

a fellow i trimmed with got busted with 400 plants when they hit him up on a warrant. he got probation too.

someone with no priors has a better chance of getting hit by lightning than going to prison for growing around here.

where you live in TN? i wouldn't be so sure.

racerboy71 · Oct 6, 2013

Auburn1985 said:
Wow, you made a spelling error in your post...which is what you normally fault others for...

I don't sell, so I won't go to prison, stupid fucking union functionary asshole....

it's more of a grammatical error than a spelling error, no?

Auburn1985 · Oct 6, 2013

UncleBuck said:
a dispensary owner in my town was busted (his prices were too high) and he got probation. he was selling pounds daily.

a fellow i trimmed with got busted with 400 plants when they hit him up on a warrant. he got probation too.

someone with no priors has a better chance of getting hit by lightning than going to prison for growing around here.

where you live in TN? i wouldn't be so sure.

Well, good for you, Buck...I actually hope you're right...

Yes, I live in TN...hear banjos playing yet?

I hate that we can't grow and sell cannabis here without fear of life in prison...

If you can grow and sell safely, then I applaud you...honestly...pity me that I can't even have a small personal grow without fear of years in prison should I get caught...

UncleBuck · Oct 6, 2013

Auburn1985 said:
Well, good for you, Buck...I actually hope you're right...

Yes, I live in TN...hear banjos playing yet?

I hate that we can't grow and sell cannabis...

If you can grow and sell safely. then I applaud you...honestly...pity me that I can't even have a small personal grow without fear of years in prison should I get caught...

i pity you like i pity pond scum.

Auburn1985 · Oct 6, 2013

UncleBuck said:
i pity you like i pity pond scum.

And you're a stupid fucking drug dealer wannabe...Walter White in your own mind...right?

UncleBuck · Oct 6, 2013

Auburn1985 said:
And you're a stupid fucking drug dealer wannabe...Walter White in your own mind...right?

99.9999% of what i do is growing.

the distribution end is my least favorite part, the most worrisome part, and just an overall hassle.

thankfully, it is a miniscule part of what i do.

ChesusRice · Oct 6, 2013

Auburn1985 said:
OK, you're right...in any event, ChesusRice is a stupid fucking functionary asshole, right?

I still have a job.
No one wants to hire you

HTP · Oct 6, 2013

They are using blood tests. Just they people test for blood sugar.
The THC leaves in a hour or a little more.

Dboi87 · Oct 6, 2013

I know of five old school dealers that were in business 25+ years. Bowed out and living comfy lives through businesses originally aquired whit drug money.

Thinking that law enforcement can possibly get everyone is ignorant and naive.

Ringsixty · Oct 6, 2013

UncleBuck said:
a dispensary owner in my town was busted (his prices were too high) and he got probation. he was selling pounds daily.

a fellow i trimmed with got busted with 400 plants when they hit him up on a warrant. he got probation too.

someone with no priors has a better chance of getting hit by lightning than going to prison for growing around here.

where you live in TN? i wouldn't be so sure.

Did they get popped by the Feds or Oregon State Local?

HeartlandHank · Oct 6, 2013

CoreyATX420 said:
totally agree. or listen to ten crack commandments by notorious b.i.g. for a similar message if this post isnt available haha

Irs is gonna want their money... rain, sleet, hail, snow.

heckler73 · Oct 6, 2013

Every time I see this thread, I think of "10 Crack Commandments".

Then there's this guy:
[video=youtube;zreUbpobM_U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zreUbpobM_U[/video]

Doer · Oct 7, 2013

HTP said:
They are using blood tests. Just they people test for blood sugar.
The THC leaves in a hour or a little more.

Sorry, misinformed perhaps...

The basic drug test types and their approximate detection times are shown in the table below.
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[TR]
[TD="width: 162"] [/TD]
[TD="width: 105"]Urine[/TD]
[TD="width: 98"]Blood[/TD]
[TD="width: 84"]Hair[/TD]
[TD="width: 88"]Saliva[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Marijuana - Single Use [/TD]
[TD]1-7+ days [/TD]
[TD]12-24 hrs
[/TD]
[TD] Doubtful [/TD]
[TD] Not validated
(0 -24 hours?)
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Marijuana - Regular Use [/TD]
[TD]7-100 days [/TD]
[TD]2-7 days
[/TD]
[TD]Months[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Amphetamines[/TD]
[TD]1-3 days [/TD]
[TD]24 hours [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cocaine[/TD]
[TD]1-3 days [/TD]
[TD]1-3 days [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Heroin, Opiates [/TD]
[TD]1-4 days [/TD]
[TD]1-3 days[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]PCP[/TD]
[TD]3-7 days [/TD]
[TD]1-3 days [/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
The most popular kind of drug test is the urine test, which can detect marijuana for days or weeks after use. Note that urine tests do not detect the psychoactive component in marijuana, THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol), and therefore in no way measure impairment; rather, they detect the non-psychoactive marijuana metabolite THC-COOH, which can linger in the body for days and weeks with no impairing effects. Because of THC-COOH's unusually long elimination time, urine tests are more sensitive to marijuana than other commonly used drugs. According to a survey by Quest Diagnostics, 50% of all drug test positives are for marijuana.

Auburn1985 · Oct 8, 2013

UncleBuck said:
99.9999% of what i do is growing.

the distribution end is my least favorite part, the most worrisome part, and just an overall hassle.

thankfully, it is a miniscule part of what i do.

Well, even though you're an asshole (aren't we all here?), here's to hoping you never get busted...honestly.

Doer · Oct 8, 2013

Auburn1985 said:
Well, even though you're an asshole (aren't we all here?), here's to hoping you never get busted...honestly.

Wouldn't wish that on a worm, even. Honestly.

burgertime2010 · Nov 3, 2013

UncleBuck said:
i don't think they'll be changing their guidelines to enforce some strict no-holding policy at burning man all of a sudden.

edit-something tells me they won't really care any more than they do now if you get high around the campfire on some federal wilderness area either.

You would be wrong, the rangers are rock hard for anyone publicly smoking.

see4 · Nov 3, 2013

Doer said:
Wouldn't wish that on a worm, even. Honestly.

Well... that was the most human thing I've seen you write. So there might actually be a soul in there somewhere.

Doer · Nov 3, 2013

see4 said:
Well... that was the most human thing I've seen you write. So there might actually be a soul in there somewhere.

You missed the part about no one gives a shit for your praise or scorn. Once an an idiot....as you said.

You now lecture on soul.....that is funny.

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