A shady charity took my money!

londonfog

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What are the benefits of having skunks around? Are there any?
Ingredients

Clean and wash the skunks, making sure that the scent glands are removed. Cut up into small serving pieces. Put a soup kettle on the stove and add the meat. Cover with cold water and bring to a boil over high heat. Lower the heat and boil until the meat is tender, about 40 minutes. Remove all the scum that rises to the surface. Make a batter by mixing together the egg yolks, milk, flour, salt and baking powder. Mix real good until the batter is about like cake batter. Heat the bear fat or lard in a deep fryer to about 360 degrees. Dip the pieces of skunk in the batter and then fry them in the deep fryer until golden brown. Drain well and serve.
 

thump easy

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Ingredients

Clean and wash the skunks, making sure that the scent glands are removed. Cut up into small serving pieces. Put a soup kettle on the stove and add the meat. Cover with cold water and bring to a boil over high heat. Lower the heat and boil until the meat is tender, about 40 minutes. Remove all the scum that rises to the surface. Make a batter by mixing together the egg yolks, milk, flour, salt and baking powder. Mix real good until the batter is about like cake batter. Heat the bear fat or lard in a deep fryer to about 360 degrees. Dip the pieces of skunk in the batter and then fry them in the deep fryer until golden brown. Drain well and serve.
How good is that??? Can you make me a plate that sound good!!! For reals, is there any garlic? At all??
 

Rob Roy

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i'm not talking about the bag i just bought, i know that will go to feed my cats.

i am talking about the scheister charity that took my money earmarked for cat food and gave it to fucking skunks instead.

Maybe the skunks need help and were driven out of their home under the dumpster at Wendy's. Could there have been a smelly bag of bathroom cleanup garbage placed there, that even Skunks can't stand?
 

oldtimer54

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and i want it back.

at first i thought i was donating to a worthy cause, just helping animals in need obtain the cat food they needed to survive.

turns out i was feeding skunks! wild, savage, shitty skunks!

i did not sign up for that.

should the shady charity be obligated to return my donation to me? i have hungry cats here, and i need to go buy them some food today. they are more deserving cats from a much more loving, less racist household.
There's an old saying that fits perfect in this situation !
"A fool and his money are soon parted "
Hey your heart was in the right place .
 

schuylaar

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I've read that de-sacked skunks make good pets. They sure are cute. And hell, they smell like our favorite plant. So how bad can they be?

Buck, I think you should be glad for the use of your contribution.
i read it's against the law in most states..to keep as pet you need to de-gland them and that's the part against the law..de-glanding.

it's like that for cats now too..most vets don't want to do declaw because you are actually taking off their first joint of their fingers.
 

londonfog

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i read it's against the law in most states..to keep as pet you need to de-gland them and that's the part against the law..de-glanding.

it's like that for cats now too..most vets don't want to do declaw because you are actually taking off their first joint of their fingers.
you should become a veterinarian
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
and i want it back.

at first i thought i was donating to a worthy cause, just helping animals in need obtain the cat food they needed to survive.

turns out i was feeding skunks! wild, savage, shitty skunks!

i did not sign up for that.

should the shady charity be obligated to return my donation to me? i have hungry cats here, and i need to go buy them some food today. they are more deserving cats from a much more loving, less racist household.

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/charity-scams
 

R1b3n4

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and i want it back.

at first i thought i was donating to a worthy cause, just helping animals in need obtain the cat food they needed to survive.

turns out i was feeding skunks! wild, savage, shitty skunks!

i did not sign up for that.

should the shady charity be obligated to return my donation to me? i have hungry cats here, and i need to go buy them some food today. they are more deserving cats from a much more loving, less racist household.
 

TBoneJack

Well-Known Member
thank you, but i like to restore dead people more.
So you really embalm people?

I knew a guy once who did that. He used to love telling people how they take out a dead person's eyes should the need arise. They (yall) pull the eyeball out until the connecting tissue is exposed and then just clip it off. Is that correct?

Is it kinda cool to do?
 
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