A Stoners Career

Ok so as I sit here and smoke my ganja I cant help but wonder, what kind of jobs can you have that are good pay that you would still be able to come home after working all day and light up a bowl without wondering will I get fired tomorrow for smokeing my weed.

As much I think about this I cant seem to come up with an answer.

I mean here are smoe good paying jobs:

Coal Miner
Water Department worker
High Way Construction
MSHA Inspecter
Postal Service
Comercial Airline
correctional institute officer
ect...

This list could go on and on but all these jobs do drug test and not only that but random drug test.

I currently work at a job that is not what I would like to see myself be in 5 years.

I want to make at least 50k a year but I dont know where to start.

Any know of a good career?

private restaurants...

get a job as a manager or a chef...

i am a chef.. have opened 1 restaurant... ran 2.... and i am only 25....

the restaurants i ran i made well over 35k.... and they weren't quite as high end as i wanted to work at... the more high end the food.. the better the pay of course..

im currently working on opening a new restaurant... the investor i am using has agreed to a VERY nice salary... (wont go into details.. but it is over 50k)....

now i say private restaurants because corp. restaurants do piss test managers, which is where the money is in those...

plus... working in a restaurant you have the ULTIMATE smoke room in every kitchen.. walk in freezers are the absolute best place to smoke... the cold, somehow, covers up the smell... plus they are not frequented by people often.. so you dont have to worry as much.... ill have my own office tho.. just so i can be alone..

Yea I have worked in food before and it was a real bummer. Not to sure I could do it agian...lol

Bouncer/security guard, you can freelance with agency's or get a regular job, not seen one that requires drug testing as of yet, bouncers pay on the real high end as well.

haha... you could walk around an sell insurence =p... I used to work for a company called NFC that sold supplimental insurence kind of like Aflak only a lot more affordable.. based on commossion, but it pays good if you've got good people skills... Place has been around in Texas for 34 years, and I was shocked they didn't piss test me... was even more shocked when I was riding around with one of my managed and she some stashed for her husband in the glovebox.. haha... great career with great people.. would still be with them if i wasn't moving =)

Smoker Toker

Selling Insurance is the 4th or 5th highest paying job there is, and requires only 40 hours of class room study tog et a license and get started.

Maybe you should consider SELF EMPLOYMENT.

The most fun I ever had in my life was owning and driving an ice cream truck, I worked stoned, everyday and made good money.

I had a deadbeat son in law who lost his job and I helped him start a new business called AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION, and basically all he needed was a pick up truck and some tools.
He does 100 different thinks like pressure washing a house, instead of painting it.
He buys 4 to 8 bags of lime and does MOLD AND MILDEW PREVENTION, and spreads the lime under the house, in the crawl space, around the edges of the foundation.
He covers windows in a clear plastic smoke screen, to keep sunshine out and heat out.
He SEALS driveways with a sealant.
He puts a water protector on wood decks.
He does a lot of labor, and charges high for it, and advertises let him inspect your house for free, to see if he can sugGest any PREVENTION PROCEDURES.
HE ALSO WORKS STONED.

Musician. Get a second hand guitar. Chances are you'll go far if you get in with the right bunch of fellows.

CDeMarek said:

Musician. Get a second hand guitar. Chances are you'll go far if you get in with the right bunch of fellows.

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Even better, buy a used scapel and be a surgeon!

get yourself a trade and go into bussines for yoursefl. all this work was done under the influence of marijuana









and this type of work aint cheap either......I get paid baby

Just throwing this out there.

You could grow weed for a living.

hey nick that tub surround is beautiful,nicest ive seen.nice work!!!

nice work there nick i great job i need some room remodled

Its all nice ideas guys but your all talking about thing that need alot of start up money or need a good skill in. The only thing I saw that i really could do is grow dope....lol but I dont think that is something I could advertise ya know.

I dont think this will help with ideas but I want to be a teacher when I graduate. cant blaze at work and not high pay but I would have the summer open to grow / for a part time small business like a lawn service. Im not sure how drug tests go but it is a gov. job :/

SpruceZeus said:

Just throwing this out there.

You could grow weed for a living.

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where do i apply rofl?

DW4174 said:

Its all nice ideas guys but your all talking about thing that need alot of start up money or need a good skill in. The only thing I saw that i really could do is grow dope....lol but I dont think that is something I could advertise ya know.

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it dont take shit brother but just to apply yourself and to build something off of the sweat of your back. i got locked up when i was around 20 for about 2 years. when i got out i didnt have shit but a few people that were willing to give me a shot at something. i took a chance and never looked back homeboy...all you have to do is find a path and march your ass on down it. and yes it is as easy as it sounds. it seems hard as fuck when you start but if you keep your head down and the eye on the prize the next thing you know your living your dream...its fucking beautiful

DW4174 said:

Its all nice ideas guys but your all talking about thing that need alot of start up money or need a good skill in. The only thing I saw that i really could do is grow dope....lol but I dont think that is something I could advertise ya know.

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it takes about 100 here to get a license to work in the security industry.

Information Technology.

i know of the perfect job you can make 80-100k a year guarantee and smoke everyday "sell cars, car salesmen get drug tested yearly and are told 2 weeks before. just get in touch with the manager he'll be your best friend

CDeMarek said:

Musician. Get a second hand guitar. Chances are you'll go far if you get in with the right bunch of fellows.

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roflmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ7iaYKUrBM