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Tryingtomastrkush

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Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't sc i eat cock rew my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell(If possable) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally.....
 

pinspot

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't sc i eat cock rew my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell(If possable) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left
 

diggitydank420

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't sc i eat cock rew my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell(If possable) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing
 

xsevenplaguesx

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't sc i eat cock rew my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell(If possable) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was
 

floridasucks

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't sc i eat cock rew my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell(If possable) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit
 

hom36rown

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell(If possable) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for
 

floridasucks

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell(If possable) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes
 

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave
 

floridasucks

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD
 

diggitydank420

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with.
 

Tryingtomastrkush

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know....
 

hom36rown

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was...
 

xsevenplaguesx

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood
 

pinspot

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd.

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xsevenplaguesx

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway,
 

Tryingtomastrkush

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when
 

xsevenplaguesx

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when i finally toked up
 

shnkrmn

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely

 
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Tryingtomastrkush

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the
 

floridasucks

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely intoxicated on LSD...
 
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