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GrassCity Sucks

GrassCity Sucks

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..a little shack in the middle of the bush, that is dense with trees, and backs onto a national park :)

..and a car to get to the local servo/shop/post-office :)

..and a hot woman to water my plants for me :)

..and a dog. Two dogs.

Edit: The hot woman needs to be sterile. Hate kids. Well I don't hate em, but I'd rather a dog: THey're much easier to train.
 
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sfttailpaul said:
Kids cost about 100X more than a dog does, and a dog willl never say "I hate you" never!
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Also, once the hot woman's had the kids, that's it for HER figure. Stretch-marks and rolls of fat and shit .. hair goes brittle, .. And dogs only last 10-15 or so years: Kids last the rest of your living days! :(
 
GrassCity Sucks

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Same principal with a cannabis plant: Once she's been impregnated, she'll re-direct ALL her energy into her offspring, and next to none into making you happy. The once tight, beautiful female is now heavily loaded with loose, flabby bits, and that, as they say, is that. :)
 
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Well, you realize, that turning a femmed plant hermi, will get you femmed seeds :)

I believe the only drawback, is that whatever gene allowed the plant to hermi when stressed, can get stronger eventually, but you'd get a good couple of generations of seeds before that's too much of an issue, I should think. :)

I want to figure out the silver-water method, back to front, before any my seeds get here, so I can seed em. :) Only need ONE male flower :)

Plus, even if the next generation IS prone to herm'ing, wouldn't be that hard to keep an eye out for male flowers and pinch em off as they appear :)
 
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dababydroman said:
my goal in life is to have a kid in each country and then take over the world.
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Well, with all that child-support you'll have to be paying, I dunnoo... :)

I COULD see, though, about 15 third-world pissed of assasins adding you to their hit-list :) Everyone blames the Father for walking out, remember :)
 
SFguy

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grasscity sucks said:
either will the kids, if gen-y is anything to go by :)

and, if i don't have kids: I won't go crazy - just old :)
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insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children, + rep
dogs are easier to train, and try shoving your kids face in some shit, or a hole they dug in the backyard... Can you say jail?
 
kmksrh21

kmksrh21

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GrassCity Sucks said:
..a little shack in the middle of the bush, that is dense with trees, and backs onto a national park :)

..and a car to get to the local servo/shop/post-office :)

..and a hot woman to water my plants for me :)

..and a dog. Two dogs.

Edit: The hot woman needs to be sterile. Hate kids. Well I don't hate em, but I'd rather a dog: THey're much easier to train.
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Hey I have all these things! They're nice things to have! :-P
 
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Thehermaphroditemaker

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GrassCity Sucks said:
Well, you realize, that turning a femmed plant hermi, will get you femmed seeds :)

I believe the only drawback, is that whatever gene allowed the plant to hermi when stressed, can get stronger eventually, but you'd get a good couple of generations of seeds before that's too much of an issue, I should think. :)

I want to figure out the silver-water method, back to front, before any my seeds get here, so I can seed em. :) Only need ONE male flower :)

Plus, even if the next generation IS prone to herm'ing, wouldn't be that hard to keep an eye out for male flowers and pinch em off as they appear :)
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I've read about that method vaguely, something about colloidal silver applications on bud sites? Anyway, right on - a hermi can be a blessing in disguise. :-P
 
GrassCity Sucks

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YES, that's the name of the stuff: colloidal[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] silver :) You can apparently make the shit easily with two strips of silver, and a 9-12v charger :)
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I'll certainly be using it to attempt a hermi when I've finally got a strain worth growing :)
 
cannabutt

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GrassCity Sucks said:
..a little shack in the middle of the bush, that is dense with trees, and backs onto a national park :)

..and a car to get to the local servo/shop/post-office :)

..and a hot woman to water my plants for me :)

..and a dog. Two dogs.

Edit: The hot woman needs to be sterile. Hate kids. Well I don't hate em, but I'd rather a dog: THey're much easier to train.
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You dumped the crazy old bit yet then? or is this the escape plan :lol:

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