How are you going to get upset when you post a joke topic and other people post joke answers? Or is that part of the joke?
As for a serious answer, you didn't give any of the information required for one. You could have a perfectly dialed in hydro system and have it under a high powered and high quality bulb+ballast and pull over an ounce dry from your single kola. Jam 24 of those under a 600w and your g/w is more than decent for a single person. Four-five dry ounces every one and a half to two weeks is...intense. You'll end up converting all your unsmoked flowers (that you will never physically be able to consume) into different forms of hash, concentrates, budder/edibles. Then you will end up smoking nothing but hash. Then when you go hang out with your friends and they're smoking meh that doesn't even phase you, you'll seem like a snobby jack ass. You can make up for that by smoking them out with your badass hash. Maybe sneak them some medicated brownies....mmmm brownies...huh? What were we talking about again?