Answer question above you.

No never had sand in vagina. I have had San in my ass crack before and every other hole but not my vagina.

Do you wear pajamas while sleeping
@yessica I guess it's just you and me lol... I need to get to work
 
You would be a loser on Jeopardy.


what the fuck is the real medicinal use of anabolic steroids?

@justugh sorry... I'm a fucking stoner.. Sue me.. I'll try to get it right this time.

To shrink down the testicles of men who think they are tougher than they actually are?

If you were stuck in a hurricane sitting on a park bench. (Hypothetically speaking) You got the girl of your dreams and a sick old lady! Your best friend pulls up but can only fit one person in his car. What do you do?
 
@justugh sorry... I'm a fucking stoner.. Sue me.. I'll try to get it right this time.

To shrink down the testicles of men who think they are tougher than they actually are?

If you were stuck in a hurricane sitting on a park bench. (Hypothetically speaking) You got the girl of your dreams and a sick old lady! Your best friend pulls up but can only fit one person in his car. What do you do?
The sick old lady is gonna die soon enough, so not worth saving. I would be the one to hop in the car, being that the girl of my dreams won't give a shit. She's my dream girl remember?

Ok, so you have a choice:
Extremely good looking and small penis.
Extremely ugly with a humongous penis.
Everything else the same, which one?
 
I have zero restrictions on tongues...



Why did my medical insurance company send me a letter saying they won't pay for Viagra any more, but they will pay for Cialis?
 
Generics and someone's fluffing a pocket.... Some movie with Leo comes to mind

Would adding even one ppm of CO2 theoretically improve growing conditions?
 
How good are you at changing VIN tags & stamps?



Why do they tell you to smile for license photos at the DMV? (you don't smile when a cop wants to see it)
 
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